Don't talk to me or my son ever again

[zackaran]

Got the best mug for christmas lads

[aviaryaction]

since you can spit eggs out of your mouth... does that mean you have a thrussy?

-he’s both disappointed and mad-

[aviaryaction]

((I love your blog and would love to interact with you! ))

//aww shucks! i was considering to maybe throw out a starter call soon-ish anyway! so, soon! 

[aviaryaction]

🐣 “dad,i think i’m going to hell...” 🐦 “wh- well that’s a bit sudden. what makes you think that?”  🐣 “lying to mugman is a sin. the worst sin of all. and i did it...”  🐦 “why did you lie to mugman, junior?”  🐣 “so cuphead could sneak off in a rowboat onto the open ocean in the middle of the night so he can build a volcano with a girl, but he didn’t want elder kettle or mugman to know so i lied to mugman for him but now mugman thinks we hate him”  🐦 “....ohhhh, boy.”

-queue a very long father son talk trying to figure out how to unbamboozle these shenanigans-

[aviaryaction]

//honestly there is nothing more hype than accidentally getting wally down to low enough health that once the ride of the valkyries part of aviary action starts playing the exact moment junior pops out. 

it’s a feeling that cannot be beat when junior just point blank shoots you in the head, mauls you with some eggs and steals your damn lunch money to boot to ride of the valkyries. it’s just- so good 

[inkwells-critters]

😔 (@aviaryaction )

(( now i know where junior got the ugly from ))

[forestfollies]

Dr. Warbles’ Robot

wally warbles in a little au i’ve been doing called cupswap- basically a rolechange au where all the bosses switch their personalities/roles.

[rjdrawsstuff]

I’ve been thinking about this joke the whole day

***please don’t repost without my permission

[whenyouareevil]

@aviaryaction

[nokcha-matcha-deactivated202409]

feathers for dad

[aviaryaction]

themagnificenteleven:

– As you wish, my pardner! Just look at this!

Out of the blue, Chips throws a couple of tomatoes into the sky. God knows when he drew his gun and pierced both tomatoes with one bullet.

– And this, was an easy one!

🐣 “oooooo-EEP!” 

-seems like junior was just a little too close and got a face full of tomato innards. he was above crying but boy that stung his eyes, kinda like shampoo- 

🐣 “that’s really cool mister, but do you perhaps have a towel or somethin’? this really hurt-”

🐦 “JUNIOR!!! WHAT WAS THAT?!”

-you now have about 10 seconds to make up the best excuse of your damn life before wally sr. sees this mess and tears you to little plastic shreds-

[aviaryaction]

-brought to you by discord shenanigans with @a-threatenin-zeppelin -

[themagnificenteleven]

– Ey kid! Wanna see some impressive tricks with the gun?!

@aviaryaction

[aviaryaction]

🐣 “you’re a real cowboy?! YEAH! YES! PLEASE! SHOW ME! I WANT TO SEE THE GUN TRICKS!!!”

[undeadmusings]

*Wally looking at any photo of Junior ever*

Keep reading

[aviaryaction]

@abbot-o-mae

so there is a new mickey short and...it’s junior

does this look like the face of mercy?

[aviaryaction]

aw junior, thats a cute doll! is it a cowboy?

🐣“cute? once he perhaps was. a cowboy with a heart in the right place. but he gave it all away and for what? money. my one and only friend betrayed me in a pursuit of wealth! robbing a bank is one thing but killing the sweet barmaid,suzette, my love... he had to pay. after rigorous tracking i almost caught the outlaw at rust gulch but the scoundrel slipped away by caving in the narrow pathway leading out! luckily i knew where he was headed. silverton. i cut him off before he could head into town and wreak his dastardly havoc upon the innocents there! we had a standoff at high noon. rumors claimed he was the fastest quickdraw of the west. but i put a bit more emphasis on the was. with a quick shot from the hip my trusty laser pistol found it’s mark. my first friend, my enemy, laying before me. in his dying breath he told me something. he wanted to take it all back. everything he’d done. sadly it was too late for redemption. i pray heaven still let him in after all he had done........i mean it’s a pretty cool doll i guess, mainly because my dad got it for me... i did shoot it though” 

[aviaryaction]

Hey Junior, what have you been up to?

🐣“just about everything but i’m still bored...”

[undeadmusings]

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Quick lil Junior doodle I did during last night c: