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hustlerose

i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob

electricpurrs

i think this is the funniest possible image that could be used to illustrate this subject

girlnextvore

petite-guignol

OK FUN FACT i also thought this picture was hilarious when i encountered it a few months ago, so i was curious how it ended up on wikipedia

it turns out the uploader is in fact the woman in the photo (she's uploaded a few other pictures of herself to other articles) and she ran an extremely web 1.0 site on the topic of bondage

this was apparently a long-standing fantasy of hers and she did an entire video plus accompanying photoshoot about it, which was run in a bondage magazine in the 90s and did in fact take place on an abandoned train track. they committed to the bit hard enough that there's even a shot of the sinister villain looming over her with a big document labeled DEED and a pen

the best part is that according to this page, there were two "villains" involved (the woman's two partners, apparently), and the other one was dressed as a gorilla. sadly there are no images of the gorilla kidnapper because that sounds like. even funnier.

anyway i thought this whole thing was kinda cute, lol

memecucker

Apparently one type of deer hunting practiced in the Middle Ages was using “stalking horses” which involves crouching behind horse in a forest and slowly guiding it towards a deer that’s been tracked because deer are not frightened by the sight of other tall quadrupeds and I like how “horses as a form of camouflage” is belongs to the list of uses for domestic horses

#the friendly and relaxing horse

Wine moms are just alcoholic father but repeated louder.

darkspaceboytoy

Incredibly violent take of mine but I actually don’t think you need to relate to a story in any way to enjoy it. You can enjoy a story even if you can’t point at a character and insert some aspect of your personality or identity into them. In fact I would argue the need for a character like that to be present in every single story you experience is a sign of stunted growth.

psshaw

cheezwhizzers

How can I study in these conditions????

axopies

LMAOOOO

jjstarpeep

I think movies that take place in New England need to be less scared of New England accents. Not just the Boston accent, but other regional dialects. I wanna hear people say Woosta or Woostuh not Wooster. Imagine little women with a thick accent not some Hollywood pronouncing all your letters accent. It would be wonderful.