Avid Bruxist

Content curated by the Avid Bruxist. Because my opinion is real important.

[robdelaney]

Friends! I had a fun idea that should be doable. Sarah Palin wrote a book about the “War on Christmas.” It came out a week after mine. Would you consider buying my book TODAY, “Black Friday,” so that I can outsell her on this Holy Day of Commerce? I’m actually not far behind her so your personal purchase would actually make a difference. There’s a popular online retailer that updates their sales data hourly so it’s trackable too. So you know my book isn’t garbage, it has an average review of 5 stars on Amazon with over 100 reviews. Kirkus Reviews, US Weekly, Entertainment Weekly & Rolling Stone loved it too. And it’s in its 2nd printing already! 

Whaddya say? Sarah Palin is a silly person and I’m possibly even worse, so let’s do this! 

MOTHER WIFE SISTER HUMAN WARRIOR FALCON YARDSTICK TURBAN CABBAGE

I would be grateful for any & all reposts! Thanks. 

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I'm peeing!

[msjessbeaulieu]

I’m a single gal looking for love and I’m also a raging feminist so I meet guys really easily. When I’m itching to, you know, make some sexy time, do the funky chicken, dance the horizontal hokey pokey, partake in a Richard Gere (did I make that last one up?), I go to the club and seek out men who...

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Hilarious.

[amandabrookeperrin]

A collection of thoughts I’ve had after dates I’ve been on.

1. He could have not been bleeding. From his head.

2. He could’ve burned his transition glasses. The moment he held them in his hand for the first time.

3. He could have paid for that shot he ordered for himself.

4. He could...

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11. He could've not asked me to donate a kidney to him.

12. He could've not sent me the first chapter of his "erotic novel" afterward.

[fuckyeahdementia]

great to be doge

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very comfrot

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15 Strangely Satisfying Examples Of Power Washing Porn

This scratches my O.C.D. itch in the most pleasant way.

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He's a super-jackass, but damn if he isn't fly as hell.

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This was originally posted February 26, 2010.

I deal with suicidal, unipolar depression and I take medication daily to treat it. Over the past seven years, I’ve had two episodes that were severe and during which I thought almost exclusively of suicide. I did not eat much and lost weight during...

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This kind of thing makes me LOL. And I don't usually LOL, or use 'LOL' when I do.

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"A child was born, shivering in the night, let’s bring comfort to him and his family. Because we’ve all had children, we’ve given birth or watched our wives and sisters give birth and we know – this sucks, right now. This is as hard as it’s ever gonna be, so let’s do something tonight."

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[credited to Aldo Alvarez on FB]

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Belle: Do you have anything new?

Bookstore man: (laughing) Not since yesterday.

Belle: That's not funny.

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This kind of thing thrills my heart. See more photos here.