if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself
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@avijohann
if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself
with all due respect to tim hortons workers you guys are stronger than any soldier. why on earth do they act like it is their god given duty on earth to dump a huge load of mayo in their BLTs. no matter how i spin it, “less mayo please”, “no mayo at all please,” it’s like some switch flicks inside of them and they’re suddenly overcome with the deep primal instinct to creampie my BLT with mayo. and it’s never little dollops or whatever they fill that thing to the fucking brim. if mayo was that much of a crucial ingredient dont you think it would be called a BLTM. for the love of god stop breeding my fucking sandwich it’s dripping all over
I showed them an average Chilean hot dog and they had a heart attack
Woah dude that's not an appropriate thing to say about another culture's gastronomy. You probably don't know what that feels like.
AUGH. I AM TOTALLY CLUELESS TO THIS EXPERIENCE AS AN INUK. AUGHHHH
Place your bets
Johann dies in the last graphic novel
Johann survives in the last graphic novel
Johann survives in the last graphic novel and he and Avi kiss
if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself
We're about to find out...
15 weeks left until TAZGN7...! here, as promised/threatened, are some background bits you might have missed all the way back in TAZGN1: Here There Be Gerblins, Haverdale edition ! featuring chicken :)
you can preorder book 7 at theadventurezonecomic.com, it'll be out on July 14th!
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do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?
someone has a crush :)
if we want the rewards of avi in a tight white tshirt we must endure the mortifying ordeal of unironic cringe gamer tshirts
someone has a crush :)
here’s something fun; last year I got asked to do a piece for the upcoming Crystal Kingdom graphic novel fanart gallery!! I’m super excited to be even a small part of this book and I can’t wait to see everyone’s work together. 💀💖 💖
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Con ofender pero en algun momento van a tener que dejar de esperar que un podcast hecho por 4 weones cis hetero blancos sea ficticiamente diverso y empezar a escuchar o ver series hechas por mujeres, queers y gente de color.
nobody loves you like me
(thank you @b0nk9 for the lovely art! <3)
ID: A flat coloured half-body of John and Johann close to each other. John is an older darkskinned Black man with slicked-back, wavy black hair full of red, yellow, and purple streaks. He wears a black sweater over a white collared shirt. Johann is a younger brown skinned Blacked man with shoulder-length dark brown curls. He wears a red robe over a high collared white shirt along with a red feathered cap. John holds Johann in an embrace, one arm around his shoulder and the other reaching up and grabbing Johann’s cheeks as John leans against the side of his head. He smiles softly at him. Johann looks back at John with a deadpan expression, but with a soft blush on his cheeks. A small pink heart floats between their heads. End ID.
they have to make a way to let you listen to the adventure zone for the first time again
If only there was something that could erase memories.....
or TWO of them...
the weird schrödinger's emotion that is "that character death was narratively satisfying and emotionally impactful and ultimately the best way to handle their character arc" simultaneously with "noooo but I wanted them to live :( :( :("
best trope and you can fight me over it (i abuse this so hard with my ocs)
alternatively
do you think they’ll add the Avi piss scene in the new graphic novel
they didnt btw. just in case anyone wanted to know five years later
i like to think that my permanent eye bags and general worn-down look give me a certain cuteness