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if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself
merle highchurch is character of all time. chooses to be a priest like some people choose to be accountants but becomes his god's favorite anyway. fucks plants. absentee father who makes it right but knows the hurt will never go away. jealous of a ten year old. relentlessly pesters man who cuts his arm off to save his life simply because he swung the axe. doesn't hesitate to say no when he's offered a fix for that. plays chess with the embodiment of cosmic horror homicidal nihilism. chooses joy. chooses joy. CHOOSES JOY!!!!!
if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself
HE'S FUCKING DEAD!!!!!
IT'S HERE! IT'S FINALLY HERE!! @mcelroyfamilystaff
The Adventure Zone: Story and Song Graphic Novel is out in bookstores everywhere today! I can't believe it!! I'm so excited for you to get to read it, and I can't wait to hear what you think.
When we started making these graphic novels, I thought we'd be lucky if we got to make any more than the very first one-- so to have actually been able to complete the entire Balance arc means the world. We would never have made it this far without all of the time and attention and care you've given TAZGN over the years. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
This was a once-in-a-lifetime collaboration to get to be a part of! But all comics are ultimately a collaboration between the folks who make them and those who read them. We all put every last ounce of work, heart, and joy into these books that we possibly could, and I can only hope that that shines through. The rest is up to you!
PS: once you've read it, if you have a favorite page, panel, or background detail/interaction, please tell me!! i wanna hear about it!!
NINE DAYS LEFT until the very last TAZGN is out in the wild...! You know the drill:
preorder, &
submit your preorder receipt to get the postcards & sticker (US/Can)
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with all due respect to tim hortons workers you guys are stronger than any soldier. why on earth do they act like it is their god given duty on earth to dump a huge load of mayo in their BLTs. no matter how i spin it, “less mayo please”, “no mayo at all please,” it’s like some switch flicks inside of them and they’re suddenly overcome with the deep primal instinct to creampie my BLT with mayo. and it’s never little dollops or whatever they fill that thing to the fucking brim. if mayo was that much of a crucial ingredient dont you think it would be called a BLTM. for the love of god stop breeding my fucking sandwich it’s dripping all over
I showed them an average Chilean hot dog and they had a heart attack
Woah dude that's not an appropriate thing to say about another culture's gastronomy. You probably don't know what that feels like.
AUGH. I AM TOTALLY CLUELESS TO THIS EXPERIENCE AS AN INUK. AUGHHHH
Place your bets
Johann dies in the last graphic novel
Johann survives in the last graphic novel
Johann survives in the last graphic novel and he and Avi kiss
if johann doesn't die in story and song I'm gonna kill him myself
We're about to find out...
15 weeks left until TAZGN7...! here, as promised/threatened, are some background bits you might have missed all the way back in TAZGN1: Here There Be Gerblins, Haverdale edition ! featuring chicken :)
you can preorder book 7 at theadventurezonecomic.com, it'll be out on July 14th!
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make sure to follow your favourite fanfiction authors on tumblr to get such important updates as, "i'm Thinking about the fic really hard, i swear" "hashtag #notwriting" "im going to commit mass murder if i have to write" "theoretically if the next chapter came out in five months--"
do yall ever wonder what you’re best known for in the fandom ?
someone has a crush :)
if we want the rewards of avi in a tight white tshirt we must endure the mortifying ordeal of unironic cringe gamer tshirts
someone has a crush :)
here’s something fun; last year I got asked to do a piece for the upcoming Crystal Kingdom graphic novel fanart gallery!! I’m super excited to be even a small part of this book and I can’t wait to see everyone’s work together. 💀💖 💖
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Con ofender pero en algun momento van a tener que dejar de esperar que un podcast hecho por 4 weones cis hetero blancos sea ficticiamente diverso y empezar a escuchar o ver series hechas por mujeres, queers y gente de color.
nobody loves you like me
(thank you @b0nk9 for the lovely art! <3)
ID: A flat coloured half-body of John and Johann close to each other. John is an older darkskinned Black man with slicked-back, wavy black hair full of red, yellow, and purple streaks. He wears a black sweater over a white collared shirt. Johann is a younger brown skinned Blacked man with shoulder-length dark brown curls. He wears a red robe over a high collared white shirt along with a red feathered cap. John holds Johann in an embrace, one arm around his shoulder and the other reaching up and grabbing Johann’s cheeks as John leans against the side of his head. He smiles softly at him. Johann looks back at John with a deadpan expression, but with a soft blush on his cheeks. A small pink heart floats between their heads. End ID.
they have to make a way to let you listen to the adventure zone for the first time again
If only there was something that could erase memories.....
or TWO of them...