Terrible Pick-Up Line Inspired Starters
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“Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!”
“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture me and you together.”
“Are you an interior decorator? Because when I saw you, the entire room became beautiful.”
“Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.”
“Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.”
“Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend/Relationship material.”
“If I were a stop light, I’d turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.”
“I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.”
“If you were a vegetable you’d be a cute-cumber.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
“There are people who say Disneyland is the happiest place on earth. Apparently, none of them have ever been in your arms.”
“Did you invent the airplane? Cause you seem Wright for me.”
“Do you have a map? I’m getting lost in your eyes.”
“Does your left eye hurt? Because you’ve been looking right all day.”
“I was so enchanted by your beauty that I ran into that wall over there. So I’m going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?”
“My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U.”
“Can I follow you home? Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams.”
“You look so familiar… didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”
“Damn, if being sexy was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged!”
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