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R E A P I N G

[iguanamouth]

h a h a

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bowfxire:

“One…?”  Before Noire could even finish a thought, her new acquaintance was already speaking up and firing off several counters to her offhanded comments.  She recoiled slightly before straightening up again.  It took a moment for her to collect her thoughts once again to even begin to reply.  “I– My name is Noire.”

“I suppose no one seems to really be from around here…a-anyway…”  She ripped off a piece of the donut and shoved it into her mouth to prevent herself from having to speak anymore.  Of course, now she had a whole new slew of questions to ask that would obviously just annoy them further.  She opted for the safest one.

Noire swallowed.  “So what’s your name?”

Roses’ eyes glinted in amusement as they looked over to the woman. She was an awkward human that’s for sure

“Wouldn’t know. Don’t tend to meet too many people.”

They stood there for a moment, eyes narrowing slightly. They weren’t sure why the stranger wants to know they’re name.

But she didn’t seem all that harmful. They supposed it couldn’t hurt.

“..Rose.”

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“Well, why wouldn’t I be?” She blinked. Well, surely the other wasn’t expecting her to make a joke like that. Alina probably couldn’t think of one pun even if she was given all the time in the world.

Rose was confused. They really weren’t sure what was going on with the woman, last time they jumped at the opportunity to tell stupid jokes. They frowned at her, tilting her head to the side slightly.

“Well you’re just...different..I guess..”

They shrugged, looking over to the girl questioningly.

“You sure..?”

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I am very sorry for not being active very much recently..

working on replies, starters and memes i owe now i promise

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send me a ᕤ...

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And I’ll generate a number and use the following starters below the cut!

(1-146) mix of angst, nsfw-ish, crack, randome, fluff, all the good stuff. All depends on how you interpret it!)

BONUS POINTS for reblogging without looking.

Keep reading

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Name: Poppy

Nickname(s): popsicle, lolipop. pop pop, popcorn, poptart, popeye, (I will answer to anything tbh you could yell ‘oi slag’ across the room and I’d be like ‘yo! Yeah?’  Time/Date: pm 07/09/15 Average hours of sleep: 3-4 Hours Last thing you googled:  scarenation Birthday: April 14th Star sign: Aries Gender: genderfluid yo (they/them) Sexual orientation: pansexual homoromantic (yay complicated ass sexualities) Height: 5′5′’ Fav color: Blue Lucky numbers: 13 cause i think i’m funny Word/s that comes to mind: Miley, what’s good? One place that makes you happy: my room. How many blankets you sleep with:  1 or 2 Favorite movies: uhm idk probably something nerdy Last book you read: Mr. Kolpert (it’s like a german play?? super fucked up stuff.) Most used phrases:  party, cool, awesome, dude, aiiiight What you last said to a family member: give me back my fucking colouring pens you git Fav fictional characters: Asami (lok), Korra (lok), Raven (Teen Titans), Marceline(at), Amethyst(Steven Universe) Fav famous people: Dave Grohl, Tara Strong, Hannah Hart, Ellen (Page AND Degeneres tbh) Fav books: Lord of the Flies Fav beverage: I’m always a slut for Dr Pepper. (that’s still a relevant meme shh) Fav food: Shepards Pie Fav band: Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Ash, Catatonia, David Bowie, R.E.M., Daft Punk,The Smashing Pumpkins, The Kinks, The Smiths Last movie you watched: idk man I mainly watch cartoons or tv shows it’s very rare i watch a movie..uhm..I’m watching gotham atm?? o.o Dream vacation: an american roadtrip in a hippie van Dream wedding: I’m not really into the whole idea of getting married at all tbh..that might change who knows Dream job: actor Tag some people: If you wanna do it go and do it gurl I don’t control your life

[zoeyrph]

a really long, but categorized, ask meme

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ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING

*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*

*Slaps you*

*Kisses you on the lips*

*Bites your lip*

*Rubs your shoulders*

*Dumps ice water over your head*

*Winks at you*

*Flips hair at you*

*Throws a ball of paper towards you*

*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*

*Slams the door shut behind you*

*Storms out of the room*

*Wraps my arms around you from behind*

*Kisses your neck*

*Nibbles on your earlobe*

*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*

*Strokes your hair*

*Caresses your cheek*

*Holds you in my arms*

QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION

“You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?”

“I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?”

“I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel.”

“Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes.”

“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.”

“Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”

“If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you.”

“Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”

*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”

QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION

“I’m sorry, have we met before?”

“I don’t know you, but thanks.”

“You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?”

“We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again.”

“Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?”

“It’s none of your business. We just met.”

“Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”

“I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich.”

“Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry.”

QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION

“Did you get that email I sent you last night?”

“No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”

"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!”

“I know what you’ve got in that top drawer.”

“I can’t believe you’re drunk at work.”

“You know, most people watch porn at home.”

“Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband.”

“Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!”

“If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too.”

“You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?”

QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION

“Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”

"We lost the playoffs.”

“The girls team beat the boys!”

“I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office.”

“Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours.”

“I heard they were fucking in the bathroom.”

“She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!”

“She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth.”

“I can’t believe we’re graduating this year.”

“Being a freshman sucks.”

“I slept with a sophomore last weekend.”

“She/he told me they were a junior!”

“Why are those freshmen staring at you?”

“Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?”

“How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?”

“Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”

"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend.”

“I definitely failed that test.”

“I got an A on my essay!”

QUOTES - SASS EDITION

“Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out.”

“I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number.”

“Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”

"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give.”

“What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains.”

“Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you.”

“Take a picture, it’ll last longer.”

“At this point you might as well ask for my autograph.”

QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION

“You know I’m right! I’m always right!”

"Shut up. Just shut up!”

“I don’t need to listen to this.”

“You’re lying.”

“I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you.”

“I can’t look at you.”

“Don’t fucking touch me.”

“If you say one more word, I swear…”

“Pipe down, you’re making a scene.”

“What’s wrong with you?”

“Now I know why people think you’re neurotic.”

“You must be crazy.”

“I’m not backing down.”

"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know.”

“What’s your issue?”

"You make me so angry.”

"This has nothing to do with you.”

QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION

"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along.”

“I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?”

“I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”

"You’re the one that I want.”

“I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”

"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else.”

“I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind.”

“I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life.”

“I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”

"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now.”

“Please, don’t leave me.”

“I need you more than you will ever know.”

“I love you more than I could ever express in words.”

QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION

*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*

“I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!”

“I brought vodka and ice cream.”

“You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads.”

“I can’t believe you went without me!”

“I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?”

“I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!”

“I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you.”

“Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up.”

TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION

[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?

[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.

[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.

[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.

[TEXT] Do you even love me?

[TEXT] What happened to us?

[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.

[TEXT] IM26C4U.

[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.

[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.

[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.

[TEXT] I still love you.

[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.

TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION

[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.

[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.

[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??

[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.

[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!

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like for a starter, I’ve been hella not active lately I need some mojo back yo

I’ll get to them tomorrow though cause haha timezones (it’s 3am)

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“… So you’re saying I love to tell silly puns and joke around?” That sounded more like A than herself. This entire situation was more confusing for her (especially her between the pair; A didn’t seem to bother) since she can’t remember anything before she “split” up.

“Well eye dunno about that.”

Rose grinned at her, eyes twinkling with mischief as they looked over to her. 

“What I am saying is I do love to tell silly puns and joke around.”

Noticing the girl seemed rather confused, they frowned. Their demeanor changing from light hearted-ness to more serious and calculating.

“...You...okay?”

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🎀||: when life gives you lemons

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hxnteristic:

          { x }—  The girl’s harshness didn’t deter him in the slightest. No, it only reinforced his puppy dog eyes as he looked back over to the coolest toy he could ever imagine laying eyes on, pointing at it with his free hand as he said, “I’m off a few dollars to buy that….” in a tone that said life’s misery and despair was due to the fact he couldn’t buy that toy.

          He then shuffled his feet as he lowered his gaze to the floor, eyelashes fluttering a bit as he contnued with the act, ready for the toy to be handed to him on a silver platter, “Could you lend me the money?”

They had to admit they admired his dedication. Rose looked the child up and down, before giving a small smirk.

“and why, pray tell would I do that?”

Crossing their arms, raising an eyebrow. Rose didn’t think the boy would really provide much of a case, but who knows, this could be entertaining. Besides, they hadn’t messed with anyone for a solid 3 hours and their high had worn off half hour ago, they could use a distraction.

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bowfxire:

“One of them…?”  Noire let out a puff of air from her nose in slight irritance.  “It’s just unusual for a person to refer to their significant other as their mate, is all.  So I was curious.”  Their deadpan response was even more off-putting than when they referred to their s/o as their mate.  They were a strange person, that was for sure.

Noire realized she was being rather off-putting herself.  “O-Oh sorry, I’m being nosy.”  She turned slightly red.  “I-I’m just still a bit new here, so it seemed like you…weren’t from around here either.  At least, from the way you speak, it sounds like that.”

This stranger asked a lot of questions. They didn’t like it. There was a nagging in the back of their mind telling them to leave the stranger, to not respond and just walk away.

Then again they always had a soft spot for messing with people.

“Yeah. One of them.”

A small smirk graced their features as they looked over the girl. tilting their head slightly to her, an eyebrow raised. Giving a chuckle as the girl begins to ramble a little. Lifting their fingers to list off what the girl mentions almost mockingly.

“I’m neither normal nor a person. Yeah you were being nosy, and no, I ain’t from around here.”

They glance to the donut in the girls hand as they lean against the wall.

“You got a name, Strawberries?”

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I’m gonna do the replies I owe sometime tonight,

if i can ever figure this new thing out proper that is

[titan-huntress]

New shitty tumblr reblog chain

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titan-huntress:

I wrote this in tumblr.com/support in the hopes staff will listen concerning this shitty update:

“Please do not go with the new reblog chain. It is ugly and the feature is not broken. You are literally driving people away from this site with these stupid updates. Can you please just stop fixing things that aren’t broken?!?!

   Honestly, please don’t do it, for us roleplayers, it’d make things harder.  

   Actually with your reblog feature of not being able to change previous posts, you’ve ruined many games (bolding and surveys, for example) that all tumblr users played.  

Sincerely, An annoyed tumblr user.”

I ENCOURAGE YOU ALL TO DO THE SAME, WRITE YOUR THING, OR COPY-PASTE THIS ONE IF YOU’D LIKE.

IF WE FLOOD THEM WITH MESSAGES THEY MAY LISTEN TO US.

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Voice!

if i get 5 “voice”s i’ll record something, maybe a poem or a rant or a song, and post it

1/5 it’ll probably be a song cause why not

[official-nightmare-skeleton]

If I get 5 "Voice"s I'll record something, maybe a poem or a rant or a song, and post it

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official-skeleton-reporter:

suggestions are always welcome

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

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veilled:

alternatively send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible !

✘ = hugging them . Δ = playing with their hair .  ❤ = kissing them .  ₪ =  asking them out for dinner . ☀ = giving them a gift of ___ ( asker’s choice ) . ♘ = stabbing them . ♕ = bowing down before them . ♒ = lying to them .   ✿ = buying them flowers . ☾ = being found shirtless . ♢ = reading them a story . ☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm . ✎ = speaking in a different language . ✏ = teaching them a different language . ▄ = telling them a joke . ♬ = singing to them . ☹ = insulting a loved one . ஐ = slapping them . ✂ = threatening them . ❃ = dancing with them . ▤ = falling asleep on them . ☮ = waking them up after a nightmare .  ♣ = discovering them crying .  回 = patching a wound .  ✮ = stargazing . ▓ = caught stealing their belongings . ☽ = wandering alone at night . ♡ = complimenting them . ≡ = offering a place to stay overnight . ☢ = falling over . ✦ = being well-dressed . ❂ = wiping blood off their face . ◎ = taking care of them while ill . ☁ = being caught in the middle a storm with them . ⇕ = holding their hand . ↱ = being lost with them . ☠ = pushing them against a wall .

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hxnteristic:

fxtalism

           { x }—  There was a saying Mito-san liked to repeat to Gon a lot, and that saying had been ‘when life gives you lemons, make lemonade,’ but at the moment he wasn’t sure how to process if life was giving him lemons or just a bunch of stale oatmeal packets that you could find at those run down types of drug stores.

          See, his dilemma was that he wasn’t quite sure if he could afford the cool toy he was looking at, but he also had been psyched up for it’s release for the longest time. Disappointment couldn’t be held back as it seeped into him, studying how many Koin’s he had in his wallet before sighing and staring at it with sad eyes.

          There was still hope for him, yet, though, because someone was staring in his direction, and he sensed their presence, turning toward them and walking robotically in their direction, puppy dog eyes unintentionally out and ready as he tugged on their sleeve to make sure their attention was caught.

                                    ( It was time to get some lemons. )

The boy had been staring at the object for a good five minutes. They had been actually paying attention for 3. Just staring at the boy, a small smirk gracing their features as they watch the boy.

The smile disappears as the boy walks over to them. They recognised that face. That damn face. Lila always used it when she wanted something, and they were always quick to give in. No. They were not gonna fall for it this time.

They blankly gazed as the boy tugged at their sleeve. Staring for a solid half a minute.

They sighed.

“What do you want, kid?”