[powerpuffles]

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

[toastbutteregg]

[urbanjesus]

naruto wouldn’t want me to be this depressed

[hotboyproblems]

[mcatpink]

[nikeypapi]

life is so much better when nobody knows what you’re up to

[mainflopgirl]

it’s not “forcing diversity” the world is really like that

[zootedboy]

hater: youre ugly

me: AND??? WHATS NEXT??

[bandtshirt]

LMAOOOOOOOOO

[theblackd4hlia]

no but seriously one time i ordered something from adam & eve (surprise a big ol dildo) and the order said discreet shipping and i was like cool ya know cause i lived with three dudes in an apartment and also had to go to the apartment office to pick up my package so discreet is dope and i got the package delivery notification like sick im about to dick myself so i walked my happy horny ass down to the office and told the lady my name and she went into the package delivery room to grab it and it took her a minute and she came out with a dick shaped bag just grasping the shaft of it and i looked at it mortified and had to grab the balls part of the package from the woman and she let go and it just wiggled and i could feel the squish through the bag and it was just horrible

[2460-pun]

no one saw me wear it therefore it is not dirty

[memewhore]

[nourrice]

tbh I am ugly but I’m also gorgeous it’s very complex

[fate]

via weheartit

[emojiswag]

when you get hate and you respond with a great comeback

[gayerluke]

security question: what was the last name of your first grade teacher?

my first grade teacher hacking my bank account: i’m in

[wolfvalkyrie-blog]

why is this so fucking funny 

[gayerluke]

it’s a joke

[casualcryptid-deactivated202205]

Oh, Mr. Biden!

[theshitneyspears]

26 year old Joe Biden could ruin me emotionally