This is the story of my life

| My name is not Keith ironically | 23 | New York City | *insert eHarmony line here about loving tennis and travel*

[unclefather]

[catmemearchive]

[hydro-homies]

[miloyiannopoulos]

🕉.

[spooky-spaghetties]

who is this... who is this question directed to? People who have some actual dietary reason to avoid fruit? Who looks at a fruit plate and goes “nuh-uh, not unless I have a week and a 20k cash prize on the line.” Is the fruit platter actually the size of a four door sedan?? Has it been poisoned? Who made this??

[wolg-fang]

Wanna be held on main

[dungeons-n-drag-queens]

[everythingfox]

Adorable murder weapon

[prideprejudce]

every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face

[pure-ification]

Jenna making everyone feel like they have a low IQ

[tracingrainbows]

Just a reminder that even though she makes silly videos on YouTube, this girl also has a masters degree from a top rate university.

[blissarcheopteryx]

I love her too because this is also Jenna:

[navigaero]

Why do the Mormons who walk around handing out flyers at my college have the fattest asses??

[enshanomusicbro-deactivated2018]

You’re not going to heaven.

[navigaero]

[square]

[dutchster]

moan louder every time the cashier scans one of your items

[dutchster]

handing over the planet to the next generation like

[virgomoon-deactivated20240514]

LIZZO Truth Hurts (2017)

[benevolentvulture]

Visit Original Link

Jolene by Dolly Parton except it’s playing downstairs while you’re laying up in the loft of a cabin listening to the thunder and rain hitting the roof tiles above you

[thenicestavenger]

[robeblr]

Oh BITCH this is a mood

[baebyboy]

[peterkunn]

mood for 2019

[fleckerdgirl]

Share this Bran of luck to get a job without any experience

[flowerinaflame]

Who am I to deny myself every single desire that crosses my pea brain