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Elon Musk lands on Mars and steps out of his spaceship

“It’s a small step for a man, but a giant leap for mankind,” says ground control officer and cuts off all communications.

positivelycarey

Jeff this is not a bad joke

dungeons-n-drag-queens

No it is a bad joke. But it's a great plan!

official-josh

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facts-i-just-made-up

Snow flakes have the same structure as human neurons. Some scientists have suggested that, water being conductive, large snow banks may be able to function as intelligent brains.

ossicle

Someone come here and debunk this shit

goforbronze

I can help! As a scientist, I’ve done some research, and this was posted by a blog called “facts I just made up” and have since hypothesized that it is a made up untruthful words.

dungeons-n-drag-queens

You can tell they are a real scientist because despite the fact that the original post straight up says its made up, they still propose a hypothesis because they haven't actually done the testing to debunk it properly

hotzboyz

curlsaplenty

I am here for sexualized costumes for men

winterlong

Halloween costume ideas.

thechekhov

I think I’ve posted this before, but it’s a THING now.

In the game I DM, I ended up making up a recurring merchant NPC just for shits and giggles - a Kobold who calls himself Dumas and goes around selling strange magical/enchanted items which are… not as they seem. His prices are enticing, but the items have strange properties, and it’s a gamble to see if your investment is worth it.

My players love him so much they have taken to Sending him every time they want something new, and all of their party funds end up going to this little creature, who is delighted, and is now probably the richest bastard in all of Barovia. (Yes, this is in Curse of Strahd…. look, humor needs to be a part of EVERY game imo, even the Gothiest of them all.)