[abominationcreations]

A man, his cat-daughter, and her pet dog velociraptor

[epicsause-official]

was on the wikipedia page for charleston red rice and i noticed the photo they used was blurry. i went to the talk page to see if this was brought up and stumbled upon this banger of a conversation

[girlrust]

yearning

[avoidfish]

It's actually the reverse lmao

[life-on-our-planet]

eepy mourning dove cupping its wings under its belly for cushion ©Ella

[acanfullofspiders]

I fear we may have gone too far...

[melonsharks]

Heck, if he wanted to do open-heart surgery on me, I’d probably let him.

[blurds]

This blog has been telling you not to trust pelicans for over a decade and this is why

[thetygre]

[1wintersierra]

[thememedaddy]

[avoidfish]

My wife is a veterinarian…

[avoidfish]

Small preview of my upcoming lesbian sci-fi novel!

[claireverlasting]

Just in time for barricade day lmfao

[tolkien-shitposting]

[lazer-t]

A pigeon crosses your dash

[depsidase]

[atomikats]

curiouser and curiouser

[avoidfish]

AND ANOTHER SUGGESTION!! grace getting a runny nose. not technically the mouth but two bonus hole (one for each nostril) is basically the same

also imagine if grace tried to do the cherry stem trick (tying two cherry stems in a knot in his mouth). they put cherries on the hail mary just in case they’d need to do that. knowing him he might succeed but accidentally swallow the stems and have to try again. source me i was there i was the astrophage tanks

Rocky coming to terms with the fact that humans can leak from multiple holes at the SAME TIME? All different fluids?? This will demand investigation.

Grace trying to be cool and tie a cherry stem with his tongue - accidentally swallowing it and choking it back up. Then thinking "damn that was lame - there goes my chance to show off my slutty cherry stem trick :("

And Rocky just fuckin gob smacked that the stem went INSIDE of him, down his throat, and Grace just... casually pulls it back up and out of himself and spit sit out in his hand... Grace is a walking fleshlight more realizations fun fun fun

[hardwrench]

so baby hold me closer in the toast slot of your toaster