A Glass of Wine and a Trowel

How to win friends and influence people... with homemade wine and a comfortable back porch.

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[avoidingacedia]

So many people have said to me "You should be happy today! You are a business owner! You are going to have so much more money!" At what point did you start to believe I was a person who put a price tag on social liberty? At what point did you become that person?

[paintedgoat]

Well I kept it together until exactly .5 seconds after my husband walked out the door for work. Last night I was too numb and he’s seen me cry enough lately, but fuck man. This shit has got me riled. I’m so scared.

[avoidingacedia]

I let my husband see me crying. I am terrified.

[crispy-ghee]

Create things. Contribute. Be kind and good. Find little ways to make things better if you can’t do the big things. Just make the things you want to make, do the things you need to do, put positive shit out into this world right now.  Please. Okay? 

[avoidingacedia]

If you are vegan and eat almonds you need to never come at me about animal cruelty or exploitation . #thebeekeeperslament #fuckalmonds

[avoidingacedia]

Talk about #manicmonday Trying to be still for five minutes before we run out the door to Boy Scouts. Sometimes this work at home mom thing is HARD! @knobcreek take me away! #justbreathe #wahm #selfie #monday #bourbonplease

[avoidingacedia]

My #littlechef is at it again. Helping momma peel carrots for dinner. #cookingwithkids #babyfoodie #foodie

[avoidingacedia]

It started raining on us, so we called it a night. I really wanted to finish the bottom panels today but I'm happy for the rain. We sure need it! #raindropskeepfallingonmyhead #dome #domehome #guesthouse #diy #buildityourself #rain

[avoidingacedia]

It looks a little more disjointed from the outside. Kind of like a lopsided igloo... But once the stucco goes on it will be a lot prettier. #dome #domehome #guesthouse #diy #buildityourself

[avoidingacedia]

It's starting to look like a house! I measured cut and glued all these panels the past two days! #dome #domehome #guesthouse #diy #buildityourself

[avoidingacedia]

All my panels are cut! Not bad for a day's work... But we quickly ran out of glue. Home Depot tonight so we can have an early start tomorrow. #dome #domehome #guesthouse #diy #buildityourself

[avoidingacedia]

Like butta..... #dome #domehome #guesthouse #diy #buildityourself

[avoidingacedia]

Homemade hot knife. Time to get the panels cut! #dome #domehome #guesthouse #diy #buildityourself

[avoidingacedia]

Covers going on today! So. Freakin. Exciting! #dome #domehome #diy #woodworking #carpentry

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

[sapphicphoenix]

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

[outrunmyself]

i feel this on a spiritual level.

[generalwow]

They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, let’s call him George, came along.

George decided the red delicious apples weren’t “red” enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.

They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

[ibilateral-deactivated20210928]

Why is my name always used for bad shit :(

But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples

[cloudfreed]

or Pink Ladies

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

[damnitrj]

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

[bitter-bender]

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

[lady-writes]

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

[10102020303040405050-deactivate]

fuji apples tho

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

[hashtagloveloses]

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

[live-and-let-bi]

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

[cryptiddies]

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

[notcaycepollard]

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

[sixth-light]

Royal Gala or go home

[asten]

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

[sabertoothwalrus]

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

[trufflesmushroom]

like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads

[s-h-o-r-t-y-deactivated20161101]

things are heating up in the apple fandom

[misbehayden]

Apple discourse is my aesthetic

[margueriteaimee-deactivated2019]

I’m dying rn this post is taking over my life 😂😂

[thatjeepgirl-crissey-deactivate]

#TRAMFUJI

[the-saltiest-sailor]

Actually, Jonah gold and golden delicious are probably the best pie apples. Great flavor and hold their structure well under heat. Personally I like Arkansas black. Shits amazing

[shambolisms-deactivated20180115]

Fuji for me, thanks 😊

[poesdaughter]

JONAGOLDS THOUGH

[voidvelociraptor]

Pink Lady all day, Rome all night, granny Smith can suck it!

[satsekhem]

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH ALL OF YOU? IT’S MACINTOSH OR NOTHING.

[hellboundwitch]

I cANNOT BELIEVE there are multiple pockets of apple fandom warriors on tumblr??? Anyway, HONEYCRISP OR BUST TBH

[avoidingacedia]

Honeycrisp is life

[avoidingacedia]

Checking out a new tarot deck. I have a #pinterest board called deity so this goddesses and heroines deck is right up my alley! #tarot #divination #deity #goddessesandheroines #goddess

[avoidingacedia]

#julyjames LOVES mussels! This is his third helping! We also tried miniature bananas, cotton candy grapes and some tiny sweet peppers. We served the mussels over @ronzonipasta gluten free pasta. This is our favorite gluten free pasta so far! None of the weird aftertaste of some GF pastas. #cookingwithkids #seafood #glutenfree #lunchtime