she’s so tired
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she’s so tired
inspired by a tiktok audio in fact you can find the funnier video version on instagram
"humans are space orcs" this and "humans are the jack-of-all-trades race" that and "humans are the ones with a reputation for trying to fuck everything" and etc but you know what I don't see too often?
humans are the moms
compared to other species on earth, humans have a really outsized "protect baby" instinct. you give a human a thing and tell them it's actually a baby thing and many humans will suddenly develop a complete and total aversion to harming it, even if it's like, a writhing mass of slimy tentacles in no way reminiscent of human infants
cats domesticated us by figuring out that they could leave their kittens with us when they went out hunting and come back and probably still have the same number as before they left. there is a decent chance that wolves did the same thing
word gets around the less parenting-inclined species and they're just like, are you doing a long haul space voyage? going to have to lay some eggs in the course of the trip? take a few humans with you. yeah they'll just start training the young and keeping from them climbing into the machinery themselves you don't even have to find specialists. I know a guy who budded unexpectedly on a freight hauler halfway through a four year trip, and not only did the humans not eat his spawn, they set up this thing called "babysitting" where they'd take turns monitoring its survival and helping to teach it basic skills
hazard is that if you're going anywhere with xenofauna, you have higher than normal odds of the humans trying to smuggle some weird creature aboard ship, though. you gotta watch 'em. on their own homeworld their officials have to put up goddamn signs telling them not to feed dangerous wildlife or try to touch the babies. most of 'em do understand the regulations and about potential bio hazards but there always seems to be at least one that loses their goddamn minds because some avian chick got caught in a mudslide or something
Vampire shows be like
Buffy The Vampire Slayer : What if vampires were soulless demons and only one girl in the world could stop tehm
True Blood: What if vampires wanted to come out of the coffin and decice to openly mingle with humans and wanted to have a lot of sex. Like a lot of sex
Vampire Diaries/ Originals : What if vampires were psychopatic murderers who had a lot of relationship drama
First Kill: What if the vampires were an adorable teenage lesbian and her amazingly hot mother and they had a LOT of chemistry with the vampire hunters who were after them
What We Do in the Shadows: What if vampires were a bunch of adorable losers who are roomates? Blade TV series: What if Blade was bald?
Ultraviolet: What if vampires were at a center of a huge conspriacy to cure human diseases not because they are good people but because sick human don't taste good
Helix: What if vampires aka immortals genetically engineered a virus to wipe out humanity
Being Human: What if a depressed vampire, depressed ghost and a depressed werewolf became friends and lived together?
Dracula :What if Katie McGrath played a closeted lesbian in love with her best friend?
Midnight Texas: What if a vampire and all his supernatural friends decided to make their own little town where they can live in peace
Moonlight: What if you had a vampire detective? And the sun didn't kill him but made him mildly uncomofrtable
Reginald The Vampire: What if instead of being a murderous toxic prettyu boy our vampire lead was a fat and a sweetheart
The Strain: What if Vampires were actually tiny little parasites and you could catch them very easily
Vampire Academy: What if vampires weent to highschool and for some absolutely unexplaiable reason the main character wasn't a lesbian!?
For someone who is tired 100% of the time, I sure am bad at sleeping.
Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors
a lot of things get on my nerves. im constantly annoyed. and i also have a deep love of humanity and the world but everything is really annoying
i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy
pacific rim fucks severely for a lot of reasons but my favorite is that it opens with "the lizard aliens are unionizing so we built robots running on the power of love to fight them you got all that right" and before you have time to really process that concept bam gunshot body on the floor and the movie goes "now consider the vast power of grief in this setup" it never really stops considering
It also has a scene where the robot uses a boat as a baseball bat. That also fucks tremendously.
if you have one, tag with the "6 degrees of separation" you have with a celebrity
If I may go on a pissy little vent for a moment, I am really fucking tired of other Americans acting like Florida has already fallen totally to fascism, there are no Floridian leftists, and Florida can just be written off entirely as a "lost cause."
There are Black and brown and indigenous and Jewish and queer and disabled and countless otherwise marginalized Floridians, all fighting tooth and nail for our home and community. But everyone acts like we don't matter or should "just leave."
And it makes me so tired, y'all. I LOVE Florida. I love its people and its environments so, so fucking much. I want better for my beloved home, and I want people to stop treating it as a fucking joke.
I want people to stop acting like there's nothing here to love and protect. Your "Florida is a nasty swamp full of Republican rednecks and crazy Florida Men" stereotyping is HURTING PEOPLE. Do better!
Profoundly strange to me that there are people whose reaction to this post has been to call me a stupid liberal who doesn't know anything about the state of trans rights in Florida.
I am a loud & proud union organizer and a disabled trans person, which is fairly obvious from about three seconds spent on my blog. When I say that there are marginalized people here who are fighting tooth and nail, I'm not just blowing smoke up your ass. I am talking about myself, my friends, and my community.
We're going to keep fighting, regardless of whether you think we're stupid for doing so.
*grabs people by the shoulders*
If you leave a comment on this post about how climate change is inevitable and we can't stop Florida from sinking into the swamp, I am going to come to your house and force you to read all of the climate activism news reports I am subscribed to. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
People are fighting. People are helping each other. People are trying to preserve the vital and unique ecosystems of this state.
If you can't see it, you need to fucking look harder, because plenty of people love this place and are giving EVERYTHING to protect it.
Go subscribe to the Earth to Florida newsletter. Read the back issues and catch up on what Florida environmental activists are doing. Look at all the ways to get involved. Then do some of them, and shut the fuck up with your ecofascist doomerism.
I spent ten years living out-of-state. The day we moved back to Florida, once we finished unloading all the moving boxes from the Uhaul, I got overwhelmed and broke down sobbing because I looked at a lizard on a palm tree for too long and couldn't stop thinking about how good it was to finally be Home.
I. Love. Florida.
It is beautiful. It is full of life, and love, and communities that are fighting tooth and nail to fix the problems hurting us. It is our home. If you can't respect that, shut up and block me instead of ranting in my notes about how stupid I am. Thanks.
This applies to the entire South, honestly. People in more privileged areas will see white supremacists violently oppressing visible minorities, then just... pretend the minorities don't exist? Or even worse, say that everybody here that's oppressed should just move somewhere else? As if economic oppression and disenfranchisement doesn't exist? And even if it didn't, their argument would still equate to saying any marginalized community should uproot their entire lives and give the oppressors what they want by leaving.
And then they'll hold up New York City as a shining example of diversity and talk about how it has the highest black population in the country, but then like it's only 16% of the population. You look at the list of large cities with over 1/3 of the population being black and they're all in the South. Looking at states and territories with a higher percentage of African-American residents than the national average and it's the US Virgin Islands, DC, and the entirety of the South except for Texas (which has a Hispanic plurality population), then it's New York, Illinois, Michigan, and New Jersey stapled on at the very bottom.
Not to mention that the queer population is pretty consistently 3-5% in every state polled (with the exception of DC having nearly 10%, but also with the acknowledgement that the people of DC have far fewer rights than anywhere else in the mainland). By extension, this means Texas and Florida have two of the highest queer populations by raw count in the country.
Anybody engaging in this kind of rhetoric is explicitly viewing all of these people as either acceptable sacrifices or at fault for their own oppression, if they acknowledge we exist at all. It's disgusting.
serializd finally added new bly manor posters!!!
Thought this was fitting for the current events
I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????
polar opposite of this post
inspiration struck and would not let me go until i drew this
This is really beautiful!!!
having your own money is fucking dangerous because the only person stopping me from buying whatever I want is myself. and myself has bad judgment sometimes
There will never go a day by that I don’t think about what they could’ve had. I miss them so much it physically hurts.
Pls be nice this is my first time editing, I know it’s not the best
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Every time I heard this song I thought of them and I couldn’t find any edits with this song so I did it myself
she's a little too easy to love | insp