things in my head, mind, and brain

30 something dude in the PNW looking for memes.

[bluepowerranger]

*Blows the dust off*

Phew. DUSTY. Is this thing working still?

[bluepowerranger]

O. Hai :)

[stingywithmycootiecat]

Lmfaoo 😂😂

[thewitchdoctor]

[uranian97]

1) they expensive bruh 2) none of us kno the dif btwn a fucking diamond and some fancy ass glass ur capitalist rock hierarchy has no control over us

[a-chicago-sunflower]

3) mostly mined with slave labor

[everkings]

4) we get excited when our date buys us an appetizer, we don’t even comprehend people buying us rocks that would force us into debt for ten years

[wildhaunt]

5) They aren’t actually that rare and the price is artificially inflated. 

[ariaste]

Pro tip from a former Jared’s salesperson: You want a sparkly white rock that will look like a diamond to the untrained eye and will literally cost the price of a nice dinner for two? Created white sapphire. They’re lab grown and cost *pennies* to make, so you can get a 1 or 2 carat white sapphire for like… $30-80 probably. You can get one as huge as you like, perfectly clear, perfectly flawless. And no one will ever be able to tell the difference except a professional appraiser. Also, sapphires are the second-hardest gemstone (right after diamonds) so they are very durable! Very unlikely that they’ll chip or crack. Get that bitch set in sterling silver and you are GOOD TO GO. Whole thing should cost you less than $200 unless you get a fancy band with a lot of extra stones. Of course, created sapphires come in every color of the rainbow, so if you want something more exciting than plain white, you TOTALLY CAN. 

Created sapphires and silver: The poor Millennial’s engagement ring. 

[everythingcanadian-archive]

THANK YOU EX-JARED’S BASED GOD. 

[dxisybuchanan]

engagement rings: HACKED

[styna]

Get a ring from an antique store. They’re usually less than $100, you know they hold up over time, no one else will have one like it, and it comes with the bonus of being haunted by the spirit of some old woman named Edith probably.

[phruxx]

thanks edith

[bluepowerranger]

Info I coulda used a decade ago DAGNABBIT.

[viciousviolins]

4/4

[maesterroshi-deactivated2020041]

ON GOD NEM

[bluebellheart]

[bluepowerranger]

Close the door!! The food inside!!!

[alwaysbewoke]

[jaespot]

THIS IS JOY.

[melanated-violet]

lmfaooOO I KEEP DYING.

[wellthatsjustgreat]

The next time they tell you Americans are “happy” with their employer provided health insurance remember that that “happiness” is fueled by willful ignorance of what the alternatives are really like and fear of losing what little crappy health care they currently have.

[sketchinthoughts]

garden golem 

[netavol]

[oraclesofnorway]

Your body is an incredibly bizarre machine.

“What you see is a myosin protein dragging an endorphin along a filament to the inner part of the brain’s parietal cortex which creates happiness. Happiness. You’re looking at happiness.”

[andrewbelami]

Look at her STRUT!!! She is dragging that endorphin for filth and using that filament as her runway, bitch.

[deactivatingrealsoon-deactivate]

6 inch heels…..she walked in the club like nobody’s business…..godam…..she murdered everybody and i was her witness

[pigeonriot]

[donutdrawsthings]

IMPORTANT!

It’s the no-internet dinosaur’s birthday!!

Turn off your internet! He has a hat!!

[donutdrawsthings]

[pacificrim-archive]

[reasonandfaithinharmony]

The look on Mulder’s face, though, when Scully takes Skinner’s side.

Kitsunegari (5x08)

[libertarirynn-deactivated202006]

This dude basically got paid royalties for a live action beta test where he could work out what would and wouldn’t work for his story. The absolute madman.