OOC: Planning on redoing this rp blog.... is roleplaying still a thing here tho? I really miss roleplaying.
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OOC: Planning on redoing this rp blog.... is roleplaying still a thing here tho? I really miss roleplaying.
Send “sparkly” for a starter where my muse is absolutely covered in glitter.
Send “shimmery” for your muse to be the one covered in glitter.
Two Word Starters.
“Oh no..”
“You again?”
“What now?”
“Oh, dear.”
“God yes.”
“Hell no.”
“Would you?”
“So what?”
“Make me.”
“Kill me.”
“Die already!”
“Stop it.”
“Enough, you!”
“Good grief.”
“Good riddance.”
“Love you..”
“You good?”
“Get away..”
“Easy, peasy.”
“Too much..”
“Hey there.”
“Come on.”
“Come here.”
“Kiss me.”
“Hold me.”
“You suck.”
“Be still.”
“Calm down.”
“I’m here.”
“So long.”
“I’m awake.”
“I’m hungry.”
“Life’s tough.”
“Thank you.”
“You’re welcome.”
+ Add your own
Physical Contact Starters
No explicit NSFW, but some could be interpreted that way. Alter as necessary!
SOFT
“Your hands are so warm.”
“Ah, that feels good…”
“Wait… are you braiding my hair?”
“Is it okay if I lean on you?”
“Just hold me for awhile. Please.”
“You don’t mind me touching you there, right?”
“Oh! I didn’t mean to fall asleep leaning on you.”
“Don’t stop stroking my hair…”
“Be gentle with me.”
“Y’know, I could go for a back rub right now. Just saying.”
“Please… Kiss me, even if it’s just this once.”
“I bet I’m strong enough to pick you up.”
“Can I use your lap as a pillow?”
“Touch me. I don’t care how. I just need to feel something right now…”
“I could kiss you all over.”
“That tickles!”
“Mind washing my back for me?”
“I didn’t know you were the cuddling type.”
“I love how soft your lips are.”
“Don’t get up just yet, I’ll miss having you next to me.”
“No one’s kissed me like that in a long time.”
ROUGH
“Ow! That fucking hurt!”
“Keep talking, and I’ll seriously slap the shit out of you.”
“You stepped on my foot!”
“Did you do that on purpose?”
“Please be more gentle next time…”
“Don’t squeeze so tight!”
“Hey, don’t touch me there. It hurts.”
“Did you just bite me?!”
“Next time I’ll hit you like I mean it.”
“Is that the best you’ve got?”
“Sorry, I didn’t mean to hurt you.”
“I’ll make you bleed.”
“You really can’t take a hit, can you?”
“Hey!! What was that for?!”
“Shit, are you crying? I didn’t mean to do it that hard.”
“That stung a little. Go easy on me next time.”
“Don’t tell me you can’t handle a little sparring.”
“You almost knocked me over!”
“I won’t stop until I hear you scream.”
“That’s gonna leave a bruise…”
“You broke my nose!”
Shipping meme!
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Send 👎 if you don’t ship our muses at all. Send 👍 if you would like to discuss a possible ship.
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“ Aren’t you going to say something?”
“ And I thought I loved you.”
“ And I thought you loved me.”
“ Angry. I’m.. I’m angry.”
“ Aren’t you even going to cry?”
“ Are you going to cry?”
“ Are you crying?”
“ Are you okay?”
“ Ask if I’m okay. Just ask.”
“ And this is why I don’t want to stay anymore.”
“ Addiction isn’t the way to go, ___ ”
“ Are you angry with me?”
“ Are you afraid?”
“ And now is the part where we say goodbye.”
“ And now you’re going to leave me!”
“ Are you just going to leave me?”
“ Be friends with someone else.”
“ Boy/Girlfriend? Is that what you thought I meant?”
“ Because you’re such an ass and I- I just hate you!”
“ But I’ve changed.”
“ But you’ve changed.”
“ Buy yourself something nice. Because I don’t want this ring.”
“ But.. you’re still alive?”
“ Can’t you just let me be happy for one?!”
“ Can’t you be happy for once?
” Can’t you just be happy for me?“
” Come on, leave already!“
” Coward. That’s all you are. A coward.“
” Do you even know what you’ve done to me?“
” Do you have any remorse? “
” Don’t you dare close your eyes on me!“
” Don’t you dare die.“
” Don’t you care about me/her/him/them anymore?“
” Don’t give me that look"
“ Don’t you want me to be happy?”
“ Dammit! Everything was just starting to get better and then you do this!”
“ Damn you.”
“ Don’t lie to me.”
“ Don’t like to him/her/them.”
“ Dammit.. Fuck! Fuck, fuck, fuck! You fucking ass!”
“ Everything is fucked up now- everything is fucked because of you!”
“ Everything’s gone to hell.”
“ Everyone hates me.”
“ Everyone hates you.”
“ Everything hurts.”
“ Everything’s going to be okay.”
“ Everyone loves you, not me.”
“ Everything is falling apart.”
“ Everything fell apart and I can’t pick up the pieces anymore.”
“ For someone whose dying, you seem kind of happy.”
“ Friends forever, right? Isn’t that what you said?”
“ Fuck off!”
“ Fuck you!”
“ Find a new place to live.”
“ Find a new girlfriend/boyfriend.”
“ Find a new best-friend.”
“ Fine. I’ll leave.”
“ Forever and ever. That’s how long I said I loved you. But you never said it back.”
“ Fucking hell, I hate you!”
“ Get lost!”
“ Get a job, you ass!”
“ Get out of here!”
“ Go get a life.”
“ Go. Just go.”
“ How are you still alive?”
“ How long are you going to keep this up?”
“ How long until you finally get lost?”
“ How about I just leave.”
“ Hold up. You’re breaking up with me?”
“ Heaven doesn’t exist.”
“ Hell is the only place we’re going to be going.”
“ How about you leave now?”
“ Is this how you’re going to treat me?”
“ I can’t believe you.”
“ I’m a monster.”
“ I killed someone.”
“ I want to kill myself.”
“ I want to kill something.”
“ I’m running away.”
“ I’m leaving you.”
“ I can’t look at you right now.”
“ I hope you die!”
“ I don’t understand.”
“ I’m so angry/sad. But you don’t care.”
“ I can’t hear anything.”
“ I’m dying.”
“ I have cancer.”
“ I can feel the darkness coming.”
“ I can’t breathe.”
“ Just joking, I don’t love you.”
“ Just go.”
“ Just leave me alone!”
“ Just fuck off.”
“ Kill yourself. ”
“ Kindly get the hell away from me.”
“ Kids? I don’t want kids.”
“ Kind. That’s the one thing you can never manage to be.”
“ Lie. Just lie.”
“ Lie to me.”
“ Life is not worth living.”
“ Living isn’t possible.”
“ Like I give a shit about you.”
“ Lies are all you’re capable of.”
“ Lay down. It’ll all be over soon.”
“ My heart is broken. ”
“ My.. everything hurts.”
“ My girlfriend/boyfriend left.”
“ My ____ is dead.”
“ Man, you’re an asshole.”
“ My lies aren’t working anymore.”
“ Mutt.”
“ Many times I lay awake and wonder why I’m alive anymore.”
“ Never again.”
“ Never speak to me again.”
“ No. I won’t do it.”
“ No, I don’t like you like that.”
“ No way in hell!”
“ Now, now, is there really any reason to cry?”
“ Now and again I really start to hate you.”
“ No. Stop crying, just stop it.”
“ Not how I wanted to spend my life.”
“ Never look at me again.”
“ People hate me.”
“ People hate you.”
“ Person? No, no. You’re not a person. You’re a robot.”
“ People like you sicken me.”
“ People like you deserve to die.”
“ Perhaps you should just leave, then.”
“ Piss off.”
“ Question: why are you still here?”
“ Quiet. I’m getting sick of hearing your voice.”
“ Run away. That’s what I’m doing.”
“ See? I hate you.”
“ See? You hate me.”
“ Sometimes I wonder why you stay with me.”
“ So.. you hate me, then?”
“ So this is how it ends.”
“ Shoot me.”
“ Shit…”
“ So why are you still here?”
“ Sometimes people lie to me.”
“ Stories are just that. Stories.”
“ Took off with everything I had!”
“ Time to go.”
“ This is the end. It’s done.”
“ The story is ending now.”
“ This is the end.”
“ This is why I hate you.”
“ Then why do you say you love me?!”
“ Unlike you I have friends.”
“ Unlike me, you have friends”
“ Under the bed is were I have to hide from you.”
“ Underwater is where i want me coffin to be.”
“ Utter it again and I swear I’ll kill you!”
“ Very mature. Cunt.”
“ Why can’t you row up?”
“ Why cant you care about me?”
“ Why do you hate me?”
“ Why do I hate you?”
“ What do you mean?”
“ What?You’re dying?”
“ Why can’t you just be you.”
“ When am I supposed to get my time to be happy?’
” Well. This isn’t how it was supposed to end between us.“
” Whatever, you asshole.“
” Whenever you decide you can stand to talk to me ago, please do.“
” Well. I hate you now.“
” Well, you hate me now.“
Touch my muse! Touching is a quiet way of conveying your feelings, so tell me how you feel with your touch!
Top of head: Sibling affection/parental affection
Hair: Yearning
Ear: “I want you to hear me out.”
Nose: “You’re so cute.”
Cheek: “I want to tell you I love you.”/Deep affection/Devotion
Neck: Dislike/Hate/Disdain
Shoulder: Worry/Concern for other/Fear
Waist: Possessiveness/“You are mine.”
Over the heart: “I love you.”
Butt: Sexual attractiveness/lust
Hip: Interest
Back: Wanting to kill/will betray you one day
Stomach: Fun!/Silliness/“Wanna go cause some trouble?”
Forearm: Indifference/Don’t particularly care for
Biceps: Aggravation/Irritation/“You are an idiot.”
Fingers: Friendship/amicable
Wrist: Fear of losing you
Knee: “Don’t worry, I’m here for you.”
Chin: Beauty/attractiveness
Thigh: Sympathy/empathy
Calves: “I will cause you pain.”
Feet: “I will serve you forever.”/Deep devotion and and feelings of servitude/extreme fealty
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“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time
Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS
I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.
Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.
who the fuck is Madame Zeroni
Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is
Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button
Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her
idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her
^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!
Because wise, I am.
Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys
2 million people aren’t wrong
Wow they really asked who this is?? Wtf were you born in the 2000’s 🙄
Not playing with Madden Zeroni/Eartha 😂😂 automatic reblog
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