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Louise | 24 | England | ig: louise.d97

[thebootydiaries]

me: time isn't real

me: why did it take you exactly 3 hours 24 min and 36 seconds to respond to my text

[mercuryvibes]

Honestly? Shoutout to those of you who are completely fucking lost in life. Those who don’t know what they want to do with life. Those who are stuck in a certain part of life and can’t get out. Those who are reaching for dreams they feel are impossible to reach. Those who feel like they’re accomplishments are being overlooked. Those who feel like their enough just isn’t enough. It is. You can make it. You will make it. There is an opening at the end of the tunnel.

[wiiwheel]

Facebook down WhatsApp down Instagram down .... tumblr? active

[lost-on-t-umblr]

Facebook, Instagram and Whatsapp being down for, like, the 4th time this year, while this hellsite keeps running jerkily but inexorably since the start of time

[johannesviii]

Discuss

[aw-yeah-jimin]

was meeting my friend after work, so i decided to change clothes before i left. and thought aye i’ll wear something nice cos i just need to, but also so the guy i kinda fancy knows i don’t always look gross... and he was off today😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤

[aw-yeah-jimin]

the woman i work with sent me a photo earlier and put “guess what you’re getting for christmas” and it was a photo of her tortoises having sex😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[aw-yeah-jimin]

why apparently are people with asthma and other health conditions apparently not getting notified they can now get the covid vaccine, but i’ve had 6 communications since friday evening???? like okay i get it one letter and one text would have been enough for one week thank you i’m aware i’m vulnerable

[aw-yeah-jimin]

the new woman who works with me it’s trying to play match maker🤣🤣

i told her joe fancied me but idk if he still does cos he just stopped even saying hello to me

and i said that idk if he’s even single, but kyle is kinda my type

and she’s decided kyle is plan A and joe plan B now. so i said when she was going off to do her cleaning duties “did you come up with a plan?” and she went “i’m thinking but i literally just caught kyle staring at you”🤣🤣🤣

[aw-yeah-jimin]

i said to some man “my mum is deaf,” and he went “why you cussing your mum out like that”😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro she literally is💀💀💀💀💀 gyal has hearing aids💀🤣💀💀🤣🤣😭😭🤣💀

[dankmemeuniversity]

[aw-yeah-jimin]

imagine i have to leave work early for something, and they give the new woman who’s been there 2 weeks a part that even i’ve never seen before💀💀💀💀💀💀

[aw-yeah-jimin]

got tonsillitis so i took the day off work so i could call the doctors and try to get seen. but one gave me a call back and prescribed antibiotics over the phone which is good

but i’m still gonna stay off tomorrow whilst they kick in, cos i ain’t allowed drinks where i’m based and that’s not really any good in this situation

but trust the department that’s most understaffed to have 2 people off right now when we’re really busy lmfaooooo. some guys from production had to come out and do what i do

[awwww-cute]

[aw-yeah-jimin]

all this time i’ve been told that the christmas bonus at my company is really good, and i thought nah it can’t be all that, plus i’ve only been here just over 4 months so i won’t get that much yet

bruh i got 5x more than i had anticipated i’m actually in shock, it is genuinely an insane bonus💀💀💀💀

[engage-with-zorp]

*sees dog* nice *sees dog wearing a bandana around its neck* nice

[foodchewer]

i put the hot in photo

[dyke-city]

I thought this said “I put the hot in potato”