Dancing In The Moonlight.

I kissed a girl and I fucking loved it.

[damnfunnylol]

As an australian, this is all I know about american geography

[asianfaceguy]

You went around Texas

[awaveofdepression]

192:

Proper Lesbian Nails.

[stimpsam-deactivated20250122]

Bed time!

[tchaikovskaya]

why am i nostalgic for my teenage years bitch i didnt even have fun !!!

[ilovedookie]

Yeah but your back didn’t hurt

[tchaikovskaya]

[reasonandempathy]

How to Ditch Amazon

Support your local libraries and the small businesses that are actually making the products you want.  Fuck Jeff Bezos and the systemic, universal worker abuse, gaslighting, and brutality they live off of.

[fleshanimal]

My new favorite thing is realtors adding “NOT HAUNTED” to for sale signs, completely convincing any sane person that the house is definitely haunted.

[mutttooth]

me, a middle-aged white man in the midwest with marriage troubles and two kids that need a fresh start in a new town:

[iraffiruse]

[m-o-n-o-c-h-r-o-m-e-w-o-r-l-d]

O Gifu San to wa Shinai Koto ～ Otona no Waza ni Oboreru Dōkyo Seikatsu • Megumi Kanzaki

[whitepeopletwitter]

[thecactifindahome]

I understand. You found paradise on the internet, opened good emails, found a good recipe. The antivirus protected you; and there was a firewall. And you didn’t need a friend like me. But now you come to me and you say – “Daughter, fix my computer.” – But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to install an adblock. Instead, you come into my texts on the day I was going to binge a show, and you ask me to fix your computer, for fun.

[bob-belcher]

Clueless (1995) dir. Amy Heckerling

[dankmemeuniversity]

[awaveofdepression]

Realizing that some of my self hate comes from my mom getting mad at me for not being how she wanted me to be.

[awaveofdepression]

Feeling absolutely horrible tonight. Any random messages would appreciated👍🏽

[ruinedchildhood]

[saesaerome]

I watched this about 15 times in a row and laughed everytime

[spookyceeblathers]

did I ever tell you guys how I lost the most overtly religious friend I’ve ever had because she insisted I was hellbound over a pair of jeans

[spookyceeblathers]

apparently not by your reactions SO let’s talk about emily 

emily was catholic and found it really, really important that you knew that

she was discrete for the most part (sign of the cross before meals and blushing when the lord’s name was said in vain sorts of things) but she had a habit of berating people for politely declining her invitations to her church services and was sort of a pain in the ass about it at times but that’s beside the point 

we were friends for about two and a half years

and then she borrowed a pair of my jeans.

now these jeans 

were not just any pair of jeans 

they were lucky brand jeans and the nicest jeans I owned at the time, but I was always cool with letting people borrow things when they really needed them 

so this fateful day rolls around and emily is freaking out because she tore her skirt (as in straight up the back, mortifyingly torn) while we were out for coffee waiting for her other friend to pick her up because she was going on a weekend trip with this other friend’s (even more religious) family and her only other option was a pair of starchy pants that would absolutely suck to sit comfortably in for a five hour drive

so I do what any good friend would do and give her the extra pair of jeans I have in my car

which are my luckys

now I didn’t think anything of it and just assumed I’d done a great service here right 

but flash forward three days 

and she comes back 

and doesn’t say 

anything 

just hands me the jeans 

pivots 

and walks away 

so naturally I’m like??????????

so she proceeds to send me a text the next day saying that I made her look horrible to her friend’s mom because she nicely offered to wash the jeans before returning them and that’s right around the time I remember that Lucky brand jeans  have a lovely little note on the fly

they look like this

and then you unzip them and

so that’s the story of how my catholic friend stopped talking to me because I accidentally tainted her social life with my subtle sexual vicious trollop jeans 

[admiral-world]

That is both terrible, and absolutely fucking hilarious

[awaveofdepression]

This makes me love my lucky brand jeans even more!

[awaveofdepression]

Am I crazy or is it everyone else.

[thebrandonross]

When she spreads her legs and she's already wet:

[faqoloqy]

yoooooo I’m dead