You can always sleep through work tomorrow

Gretchen - 40 something -basically zero original content

[ghostinthebathroom]

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

I'm waiting for him to explain to me how his newfound love of drag allowed him to prove I killed my business partner

[pwlanier]

Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)

Courtesy Alain Truong

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.

[catchymemes]

Reblog this last

[catchymemes]

Reblog this first

[byjove]

[cateyedfox36]

Sorry for the spamming. But look at my kitties!

Willow- gray tuxedo- is as misathropic as a kitty can be. The only brother she tolerates is Caspian- orange soft boi- which is usually just her sleeping next to him. But today! He was hugging her!

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of annoying mama

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[morag-the-hag]

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

[jusjuiceboxbox]

Welcome to being an adult! Featuring such injury causing events as

- sneezed wrong

- turned your neck a little too fast

- slept weird

- took the trash out to the curb and stepped at a slightly different angle than usual

- breathed

- failed to breathe properly

- breathed in the wrong stuff. Allergy time

- looked too hard at something too far away

- knees

[meschkinnes]

Dog of Randall the jeweller, ca. 1875

[turnidoff]

Who dare disturbs Dog of Randall the jeweller

[bisexualshakespeare]

#so impressive how Dog of Randall was a jeweller

[byjove]

fun wedding game: you make all the wedding guests vote for which member of the couple they’d stay friends with after the divorce

[nyancrimew]

been meaning to see what that whole "sleep hygiene" thing is about so ive started sleeping in the shower

[only-cat-memes]

[victusinveritas]

[targetedknowledge]

[catasters]

[bruzum]