Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
JVL
almost home
blake kathryn
ojovivo
cherry valley forever
noise dept.
$LAYYYTER
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
art blog(derogatory)
Misplaced Lens Cap
#extradirty
@theartofmadeline
Product Placement
oozey mess
Origami Around
NASA
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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@awbuttercups
ROLEPLAYS!!
I Haven’t been on in a while but I’m back up with Roleplays/anons!! I have very little limitations, just send me an ask or submit and we can get started!! I can play various different people/fandoms as long as I am familiar with them, we can talk about that over messages!! I can’t wait to begin playing with you!!
ROLEPLAYS!!
I Haven’t been on in a while but I’m back up with Roleplays/anons!! I have very little limitations, just send me an ask or submit and we can get started!! I can play various different people/fandoms as long as I am familiar with them, we can talk about that over messages!! I can’t wait to begin playing with you!!
I'll be on after work guys!!
Guys
this One Direction anon post is getting out of hand
like how am I supposed to do 500+ anons?
haha so here’s the deal
for a super duper creepy 1D ANON all I ask is that you
1) Be following me
2) Reblog THIS post
I just can’t keep track of everyone that reblogged the last one anymore lol
I didn’t expect it to get so many notes, I’m sorry!
BUT YEAH DO THIS FOR A 1D ANON GOOOO
REBLOG FOR A SEXUAL 1D ANON IN YOUR ASK
Reblog this post for a sexual 1D anon in your ask
Mbf Pri and Steph (we check)
ALL will be messaged
they WILL get you sexually frustrated
be prepared
Hurricane Patricia, the strongest hurricane ever recorded, is expected to reach the coast of Mexico this evening. Please, for the love of God, pray for the safety and protection of those who will be affected.
Winnie the Pooh quotes make me cry.
“I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart for so long. If we’re in each other’s dreams, we can be together all the time.”
“I used to believe in forever, but forever’s too good to be true”
“I don’t feel very much like Pooh today,“ said Pooh. “There there,” said Piglet. “I’ll bring you tea and honey until you do.”
“I wonder what Piglet is doing,” thought Pooh. “I wish I were there to be doing it, too.”
“If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.”
“We’ll be friends forever, won’t we, Pooh?” asked Piglet. “Even longer,” Pooh answered.
“If ever there is tomorrow when we’re not together… there is something you must always remember. You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart… I’ll always be with you.”
“Forever isn’t long at all, Christopher, as long as I’m with you.”
“How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard.”
Those Faces!! 🐾🙈 by Ice & Storm
I am 16. I’m dancing to my favorite pop song at my friends birthday party when a boy whose name I do not even know comes over and slaps my ass. My face flushes with redness and I sit down for the rest of the night avoiding the eyes of everyone in the room. Later, I ask him why he thought it was okay to invade my body without my consent. He says it was a joke. I don’t laugh. I am 12. Every girl in my grade is dragged to the school’s auditorium, where we are told that ‘dressing like sluts’ in ninety degree will not be tolerated, and that we will get two detentions if anyone finds our clothing distracting. Later, I find out that, while we were being lectured on our own bodies, all of the boys stayed in their homerooms and watched a movie, because ‘It’s natural for boys to get aroused, the girls are the ones that have to cover up, they’re causing a problem and taking away from the education of others.’ I don’t understand any of it. I am 7. I stand up at bat in gym class and blatantly miss the hollow plastic ball that is thrown in my direction. The whole class bursts out laughing. ‘You hit like a girl,’ one of the boys hollers to me. Later, I ask my female gym teacher why hitting ‘like a girl’ is a bad thing. She smiles at me sympathetically as she says ‘Honey, it just is.’ I don’t smile back. I am a girl, and since the day I was born, my gender has become synonymous to weakness, incapability, and inadequacy.
And that isn’t fucking okay. (via laamode)
Millstone, Brand New. ✖
so for my art project we had to fake a death/murder. for mine I did someone who had jumped off a building. when I was laying down while the picture was being taken, 7 people came running up to me asking if I was okay and if I needed an ambulance etc. I’ve been suicidal for a very long time, and the thoughts of jumping off buildings and ending my life have gone through my mind a thousand times. But the fact that people actually stopped and came running over to see if I was alright made me see that people do care, strangers care. so many people looked and walked past, but these 7 people some how took these suicidal feelings away… weird huh? But the moral of this story is that people do care about you, even people who don’t know who you are.
if you don’t reblog this, fuck you
oh my god this is amazing
loudest noises: -dad sneezes -mom yells -trying to get a pot out of the pot cupboard -dropping the shampoo bottle in the shower -flushing the toilet at 3am in the morning -IMAX
Have you ever seen brown eyes in the sun? You don’t always notice it at first but you’ll see that ‘brown’ no longer describes them. They melt into golden rays, circling an eclipse. There’s nothing boring about brown eyes, not even when the later hours encroach; they just turn into a sunset of their own.
2015: we said we were going to romanticize brown eyes and someone did it
Today, I fucked up... by sneezing while wiping my ass
This whole sequence of events took place in less than 10 seconds. Reflexes, fuck you.
There’s a short, but in this case crucial moment, between wiping your ass and dropping the paper in the toilet bowl.
As I was wiping my ass, I sneezed. A slimy drop of snot landed on my upper lip and instinctively I put the paper I was holding, on my nose to wipe it off. My body’s way of saying “WTF bro, you put shit on your nose” was instant puking, which landed on my hands and in my lap. Now, I’m standing up, screaming out my disgust, with pants around my ankles, shit on my face and puke all over. Wife comes banging on the door, wondering what’s wrong. My instant thought is “she must never know”. In my stress, I reach for the door to ensure it’s locked, so that she can’t make any rescue attempts. Of course I trip, fall face first on the door. This doesn’t calm my wife, but leaves vomit all over the door and a hurting nose, which I instinctively grab to acknowledge the pain. It’s all a mess, like taken from a xxx-rated version of Faulty Towers
Been spending the last half hour showering, cleaning the bathroom and making up half ass explanations to my wife.
I still smell the shit in my nose.
monday morning b4 skool
i didn’t do a single thing i was supposed to over break
