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Lil bee: where does pee come from for girls Me: ...hmmm urethra Lil bee: can I see a picture Me: *show him a scientific picture* Lil bee: Aaaa its so pink, does it come in blue?
3 consecutive days of finding money in my pocket, washed and ironed...Feeling rich!! I think I found where I should have "rainy day" fund
Happy 4th of July! We will miss the BBQ and fireworks this year but praying that one day we'll be able to celebrate again in the land of free and home of the brave
Since it's school holiday, we are having a late movie night. So we put our PJs on and load "Sleeping Beauty" on...
Me: you like the movie bun?
Criwis•bee: *without blinking* Yes
Me: so who's your favorite character?
Criwis•bee: the Prince' HORSE
Hmmm he is an outside the box kinda dude
And off he went...
Donut shop
Just before bed time
Criwis: Mommy when I grow up, I want to open a donut shop next to Francis' (our juice guy) shop. Then I will sell juice too. I think we will need a lot of money for that
And with that he closed his eyes.
Burning Man!
Criwis-bee and I are sitting in the porch of a coffeeshop. A guy sitting next to us,but actually in a different restaurant, started to smoke those fake cigarette (ugh! But we cant really escape it here in J-town)
Criwis-bee: (looking at him intently and said it loudly) Mommy! Look that man is burning! Im scared!
Me: It calls smoking..
Me: (to the man) We are not used to be around smoker
Criwis-bee: I dont like this, Im scared mommy
Luckily the man stopped smoking and he had a good laugh over it too
Praying from your children.
Love this
Criwis bee: (as he snuggled to me and closing his eyes) i don't want to be a giant anymore Mommy, i want to stay like this forever.
Me: i love you too babe
If you pray, you can conquer.
Walk by faith (via littlethingsaboutgod)
The wonderful thing about praying is that you leave a world of not being able to do something, and enter God’s realm where everything is possible. He specializes in the impossible. Nothing is too great for His almighty power. Nothing is too small for His love.
Corrie Ten Boom (via risinghopeandstrength)
Yes i do
criwis•bee quote of the day
Criwis•Bee: I want my big giant bread please Me: Sorry babe, it's 5, you'll have dinner soon Criwis•Bee: I don't want it to be 5, I want you to change it NOW! Me: If only I can change time babe..if only.. Followed by crying and screaming from him..*sigh*
criwis•bee quote of the day
Criwis•Bee: I want my big giant bread please Me: Sorry babe, it's 5, you'll have dinner soon Criwis•Bee: I don't want it to be 5, I want you to change it NOW! Me: If only I can change time babe..if only.. Followed by crying and screaming from him..*sigh*
(Psalms 84:11) For the Lord God is a sun and shield: the Lord will give grace and glory: no good thing will he withhold from them that walk uprightly.
Trying to figure out what to do..to move or not to move. I ask God for guidance but in the middle of trying to distract myself, surrounding noise, and raising my future prankster, it is so hard to focus and see His guidance. When its too much, I just lost it, pretending to be ok when your heart is in chaos is not as easy as people expect you to do. They said “take it easy” “its not worth to be sad” “just relax and try to be happy” “well, at least now you can do this or that” - yes in theory i know all that but in reality, it is not easy. All I can do is pray and pray and believe that He will not let me down. Something awesome must’ve come from all this.
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I must be old, Im so confuse of this whole tumblr stuff