U said to request you anythingg idk if u write for murdoc but if u doooo murdoc x male reader (or gn) they meet at a bar and drunkenly make out in murdocs car (possible smut idk if u write that)
YES COMING RIGHT UP!!! Thank you for requesting 🥹 listen to “can’t leave em alone” while reading trust me ✌️😳 yo ts is so assbut whatever
Quick little summary: going to the bar to clear your head. You get too drunk and start over sharing to the bartender Murdoc walks in One thing leads to another and you guys end up at a hotel also uhm gn because ive yet to master yaoi SORRY omg this is so ass please don’t laugh
Warnings: smut obviously (minors dni), drunk sex,gn reader, slight chocking 💔
The day was exhausting. You had just gotten fired from your job for not showing up on time. You were so mad. You clearly told your boss ahead of time you’d be late, but since it was your third time, he didn’t let it slide. The bartender passed you another drink. The more you drank the hotter it felt at the bar. You take your jacket off to help with the heat before letting out a sigh.
“Hard day today?” The bartender asks and you nod slowly immediately. “Shit, what happened?” She asks, you were four drinks in, part of you felt a bit like crying but you also felt like being an angry idiot so you shared all the details to the lady.
“I should really go beat his ass. Fucker tryna fire me like im not the one that works hardest in that bitch! He needs to DIEEEE!!” Your voice was too loud at this point, anyone around you could be able to hear. It was a good thing there wasn’t much people around. “Yeah.. sounds like an ass…” the bartender says awkwardly. “One more please” you say laying your head on the wood of the table in front of you. “I think you had enough for tonight” she says and you shake your head. “I think…I need to get fucked tonight” you say subconsciously, your words were starting to come out slurred. Another drink and you’d be out. “Don’t say that too loud around here” the bartender jokes before continuing. “Seriously I can’t give you anymore.” After the bartender finishes speaking the bells at the bars doors ring. The bartender gasps. You sit up when you hear this. “Err.. just one beer yeah? Don’t plan on getting pissed tonight.” The bartender hurries to give the dude his drink. In your drunk state this seems unfair. How does he get to drink and you don’t. “Hold on now…you’re forgetting about what I asked for?” You slammed your hand on the table, not because you were mad just out of impatience. “We’re allowed to deny service to anyone who’s too drunk—“ you cut her off “honey im not drunk enough just pass me another one yeah? Here.” You pull out some more money from your pocket. Murdoc watches with a raised eyebrow as you desperately ask for more. He couldn’t help but scoff at you. He sets his glass down next to you, already half drunken from. You look over at the glass then at him. “Murdoc you shouldn’t do that.” The bartender starts but Murdoc just dismisses her. You turn slightly to smile at him “that easy…”
Murdoc soon realized what he had done was a huge mistake because you ended up passing out and the bar was about to close which lead to one thing. Murdoc waited outside for his ride in a bench. Your head rested on his shoulder. There was barely many people in the streets.
“This is stewpid” Murdoc grumbled. He felt your body shift and looked down. You rubbed your face on his shoulder before mumbling “I donaveannymoney” Murdoc holds you up with him when a white car stops in front of the bar. “That’s us…” Murdoc struggles to keep you up but eventually you were both on the way, that’s when everything started moving quicker.
“Who the hell are you??” You asked, still drunk as you tried sitting up right. Murdoc scoffed at your drunken state before speaking “I’m gonna help you out after you passed out and you’re first thing to ask is who I am?? I’ll let you know who I am sweetheart…Murdoc niccals yeah? I’d be surprised if you’ve never heard of me.” You laugh at him, his thick accent and his choice of words was hilarious to you at the moment. You looked down before biting your lip. “Murdoc is it? Rings a bell maybe…” Murdoc raises an eyebrow at your tone. His mind was already running with ideas the moment he noticed you, would you be another one of his one night stands? “How do you say we get ourselves a hotel?” Murdoc says randomly as if he knew wha you wanted and decided what to do about it. You felt a bit of heat rise to your face, maybe it was the alcohol but you were feeling it.
Before you knew it, it was you and Murdoc making out in the back of the car (Poor uber driver). His mouth tasted like beer but so did yours. You were only a couple minutes from the hotel, you were already getting impatient, hands roaming all over murdocs body. Murdoc clears his throat before grumbling something. “Patience” you bite your lip and pull him in again. You weren’t surprised at how amazing his mouth was. He definitely knew what he was doing. Tongue exploring your mouth, keeping his hands respectfully on your waist.
“Ehem…” the uber driver raised his hand as he cleared his voice and Murdoc looked behind him handing him a quick tip “wait there alright?” getting out of the car, walking over to your side to open the door for you. You struggled to stand up on your own, Murdoc helped you, putting your arm around his shoulder. “You’re bloody pissed aren’t you? Hell…I’m starin think we shouldn’t do this.” Murdoc grumbles before you shook your head. “I’m starting to think we should have done it like yesterday” Murdoc sighs at your cheap joke, there was a small smile on him you could see. The two of you made your way to the hotel finally getting a nice room
“Fuckkk!” Murdoc tried keeping in his moans as you sucked him off. Your tongue was warm on his cock. Your back faced the door to the room. You couldn’t help but pleasure yourself to his moaned. His hips were bucking up as you lived and sucked at him. You put your free hand around his cock, stroking him well as you licked at his balls. His breaths became short and heavy as you sucked on them. His hips started moving into your hand. You gave his dick one more lick before shoving his length back down your throat. “Bloodyyy fuckkkk!” Murdoc started thrusting into your mouth, hands making their way behind your head to push you deeper. “That’s just lovely! You’re so fucking good!!…don’t stop don’t— ughhhh!” You didn’t care how hard it was becoming to breathe. Murdocs hand was lazy on your head, his hips losing rythm as he was getting closer to release. “Yesss…yeah- ungh!! Cumming!! I’m gonna fucking cum” Murdoc pushed his hand on the door, the other tangled in your hair. Murdoc shook as he was hitting his orgasm. One last stroke before he came all over your face with a loud groan. “Fucking hell…Jesus Christ your mouth is good.” Murdoc whispered loud enough for you to hear. He kneeled down so he could kiss you while wiping some cum off your face. He bit down on your lip before licking over it. Your tongue twirled with his. You were about to pull away from the kiss before he pulled you back in, his head tilting to deepen the kiss, that’s when his tongue made its way down your throat catching you completely off guard. After a couple seconds Murdoc pulled away and you could only look at him in shock. That was definitely a first. He smirked knowingly before standing up offering you a hand.
The rest of the night was probably the best you felt. Murdoc layed with you on the queen sized bed of the hotel as he helped you sober up enough to go to sleep properly. Unfortunately when you wake up there’s no one beside you. Only a note with a number and a few words under
“Had fun. I’ll miss that mouth, so call me whenever.”
