Awesamdude

The man, the myth, well you know the rest (NOT THE REAL SAM!)

[awesamduderp]

!PINNED!

Welcome to Pandora’s Vault.

I’d like to mention that I am not Sam, or anyway related to him or one of his mods. My main account is @dyslexicbur

If I sound cold or annoyed/angry, I’m sorry, I’m acting like C! Warden Sam, and I’m still not the best at being him. (From my main account, I’m used to Wilbur lmao) But I’m trying my best! 

My theme is a bit of a mess right now- I’m gonna have to fix that later- sorry about that.

English only please! I’m not google translate and not to mention google translate is 99% of the time wrong I can understand Enderman though.

Please don’t be homophobic or rude to me- or any anon’s or people on my blog. This blog is a safe place. 

My (admin’s) name is Alice, but call me Sam on this account (:

Also- my time zone is EST, so expect posts during the day and occasional posts when I’m sleep-deprived in the middle of the night.

Anyways, enjoy your stay at the prison.

[awesamduderp]

Yes I get it c!sam is shit

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just went through all my post and I realized how cringe this shit is LMAO

[awesamduderp]

YES I FINALLY REMEMBERED MY LOGIN INFO???

[burrowglazer]

⇢ ˗ˏˋ requests + info!! ࿐ྂ

‘ello! i’m alice or wilbur (don’t have a preference!!) and I go by she/they + neos! I mainly write for Newt Scamander (as well as other fantastic beasts characters) but I don’t mind writing for other harry potter characters!

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requests are currently open!! feel free to request in my ask box or dm’s!! i’m open to all requests!! I mainly write: 

Fluff Angst Spice (preferably not though) Different Au’s Etc…!

As I mentioned above, I do write spice/smut, but I’d prefer if I didn’t! (You can still request it though, it may jsut take a little longer to write!)

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masterlist (:

[awesamduderp]

haha, totally not a self-promo

go follow my actual writing account lmao

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me when ponkrp left tumblr

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SAM

what?

[awesamduderp]

don't tlak to me, my beloved is trending.

[awesamduderp]

Hi sam!

hello

[awesamduderp]

Fav minor?

Tommy

[awesamduderp]

haven't been very active but spam me with questions. now.

[awesamduderp]

hi mr awesam if i promise to b less annoying than last time will u b my friend

no

[awesamduderp]

GUYS /POS

[dropsbyponk-rp]

"You know what? I hate everyone. I hate you, and I hate you, and fuck everyone and fuck me."

-me

[awesamduderp]

you said you hated me

[awesamduderp]

ponk admin, i am an orphan

[awesamduderp]

Have fun with that mate 👍

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[awesamduderp]

Hey, how have you and ponk been sam?

idk man, been simping over warden sam fanart for the past 48 hours