Amber Bacardi Varley

Derby. Star Wars. Awesomeness.

[alluraisbestgirl]

Me when Thor said what more could he lose

Me when Peter said I don’t wanna go and gripped Tony

Me when Starlord kept asking “Where’s Gamora”

Me when Steve referred to Tony as Earth’s best defender

Me when Stephen said “Tony, there was no other way”

Me at any given time watching Infinity War

[awesomeanuss]

MY Maternity Photo Shoot 💙 #starwars #pregnant #prego #maternity​ #bathtime #babybumb #boymom #nerdandproud #darkside #501st PC: @theshuttergoesclick

[awesomeanuss]

Won 2 $20 BINGO games on the way to the CASINO! #ladyluck #bingo #moneymoneymoney

[floozys-deactivated20180908]

vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

[truth-behind-the-smile-you-see]

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

[babelien7-deactivated20150727]

stay in school y’all

[andysmovingcastle]

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

[awesomeanuss]

😂

[awesomeanuss]

Kinda in love with my new Victoria Secret Sports Bra! #strappyisthenewsexy #allblackeverything #basicbitch #choker #fashion #victoriasecret #nosecretshere

[awesomeanuss]

8th Annual SAILOR JERRY PUB CRAWL AT THE BEACH! #sailorjerry #pubcrawl #number8 #beach #upsideofpensacola #rumlife #funaf (at Pensacola Beach, Gulf Breeze, Florida)

[awesomeanuss]

Sailor Uranus Cosplay on point! #cosplay #dressup #everydayishalloween #sailormoon #sailoruranus #blondehair #dontcare #wigfun #anime #cartoon #character #fun #uranus #ofcourseipickedthatone

[awesomeanuss]

Beach Wedding for Kat and Jessie Fox! #allmylove #beach #beachwedding #sandandsun #whitesand #bluewater #greeneyes #truelove #upsideofpensacola #florida

[awesomeanuss]

2012 Chrysler 200 saved my life. Me VS Semi-truck...I clearly lost but my guardian angel was watching me, because I walked away with only a few bruises! #carcrash #accident #seatbeltssavelives #airbagsmatter #myangelworksovertime

[awesomeanuss]

When you and your "wine glass" have the same facial expression you know it's gonna be a good time! #wine #chip #beautydrinkslikeabeast #disney #alcohol #goodtime #greeneyes #dimples #smile

[awesomeanuss]

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Drunk confessions. #pizzaisbae #pizzaislove #pizzaislife #circlenotsquare #totinospizza #totinos

[awesomeanuss]

I don't normally drink soda, but when I do it explodes all over me... #fml #rootbeerdisaster #wettshirtcontestwinner

[awesomeanuss]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY DOUCHEST BEST FRIEND!! #birthdayboy #bestfriend #teamresearch #waf

[awesomeanuss]

black and blue & sexy too 😜 💙 #blackandblue #blackeye #accidentlywinkingateveryone #stillsmiling #imakethislookgood #clumsy #natureseyeshadow #notderbyrelated #nomakeup #nofilter #allnatural #hotmess

[awesomeanuss]

Late night Pokémon GO downtown = this SnapChat gem #snapchat #keepoffgrass #wegotabadassoverhere #rebel #smoothcriminal #tmnt #leggingsalldayeveryday #ihavenoelbows #pokemongo

[awesomeanuss]

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I love ALL things Watermelon! #watermelon #smirnoff #whitegirlwasted #vodkalife #pinkandgreen #noseedsplease #watermelone

[awesomeanuss]

Pizza is love. Pizza is life. ❤🍕 #pizza #lovetriangle #pizzaisbae #pizzaislove #pizzaislife #nomnom #pizzatime #thebest #itainteasybeingcheesy #foodmakesmehappy #italianstyle