A simple blog

I'm from Colorado, I appreciate good humor, and that's about it.

[guy]

LOVE IS AN OPEN DOOR

[pigbutt]

I JUST FOUND OUT THAT HUNDRED OF METERS UNDER THE SEA, THERE IS A LIVING BEING THAT IS LITERALLY JUST A FLOATING BUTT

[pigbutt]

LOOK

IT’S CALLED THE PIGBUTT WORM I JUST SHOWED IT TO MY PARENTS I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE

[foobiscus]

Hundred meters under the sea scientists have discovered

The booty

[gloriousbvb]

[awesomeapossum]

THE DINOSAURS!!!!!!!

[funnyordie]

Someone Made Tim Howard the U.S. Secretary of Defense on Wikipedia

America’s entire defense budget should go directly to Tim Howard.

Read more here.

[4gifs]

[catp0rn]

this is it. this is the most important gif on tumblr.com

[ringingofraevolution]

no okay but let me tell you a story

so at school I’m generally a pretty quiet person. I talk to a few people, I have a few friends, but I keep to myself a lot. So anyway, during lunch I’m on tumblr mobile, and this thing comes up. I put the gif onto full screen, and kind of half laugh at it. Then this guy who I have literally never talked to before walks by and then slowly back up and starts looking at my phone screen. I try to explain what I’m looking at, but really, how the hell do you explain this? Anyway, he waves over one of his friends so his friend comes over and looks at it. I’m still sitting in my chair, and we are all still completely silent. Soon more people begin to gather. 12 people, to be exact. 12 people, many of which I have never spoken to before, standing in a large, silent, ritual-esque circle around my iphone which is playing this gif on loop. After about five minutes, the first guy goes “how long is this?” and I was like “uh, its, um, its a gif, so it kind of goes on forever.” he nods and says “perfect”. These were the only words spoken throughout this whole event.

[shouldnt]

Please be entertained by this fish scaring this dog.

[spooky-darth-blog]

Well fuck you too.

[askradicalgoodspeed]

For those that do not get this: Bulbasaur is the first on the pokedex, Mew is the genetic ancestor to all Pokemon  Rhydon was the first Pokemon ever created, and Arceus created the universe so it is also technically the first in that came before everything, even space and time. Therefore there is no correct answer

[wizcoylifa]

pokemon aint real hows that answer

[prince-cake]

some questions from my GIANT ASS LIST of Harry Potter questions

[gustavmalheur-deactivated201509]

someone literally named an asteroid after jean valjean are you fucking kidding me

[collecting-data-deactivated2016]

now we know why javert spends so much time looking at the stars

[the-inspector-javert]

#THERE.#OUT IN THE DARKNESS.#A FUGITIVE RUNNING.#FALLEN FROM GOD

[girlyjames-blog]

Shout out to the dude from ‘70’s that was a part of the Les Mis fandom that decided to name it that because of the fact it was asteroid # 24601

[glitterweave]

[wannajoke]

Dat face

[whyarethe-robots-so-sad]

[epic-humor]

see more

[officialwhitegirls]

when you correct the teacher

[giraffepoliceforce]

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

[gallifreyburning]

[drowningheta]

Canada’s time to shine has come

[awesomeapossum]

spanish and italian: So THESE words are feminine and THESE words are masculine, and you ALWAYS put an adjective AFTER the noun.

french: haha i dont fuckin know man just do whatever

german: LET'S ADD A NEUTRAL NOUN HAHA

english: James, while John had had "had", had had "had had"; "had had" had had a better effect on the teacher.

gaelic: the pronounciation changes depending on the gender and what letter the word starts and ends with and hahah i dont even know good fucking luck

polish: here have all of these consonants have fun

japanese: subject article noun article verb. too bad there's three fucking alphabets lmao hope your first language isn't western

welsh: sneeze, and chances are you've got it right. idfk

chinese: here's a picture. draw it. it means something. it can be pronounced four different ways. these twenty other pictures are pronounced the same but have very different meanings. godspeed.

arabic: so here's this one word. it actually translates to three words. also pronouns don't really exist. the gender is all in the verb. have fun!

latin: here memorize 500 charts and then you still dont know what the fuck is happening

sign language: If you move this sign by a tenth of an inch, you'll be signing "penis"

russian: idk man its pronounced like its spelt but good fucking luck spelling it

Greek: so basically we're going to add 15 syllables to every word you know and assign it one of 3 genders at random. Also good luck figuring out where to put the accents you piece of shit

[clarabellecow]

[distinctmemory]

omfg

[dualchainz-deactivated20150720]

wat da dog doin

[unrealtournament4-deactivated20]

$0 budget and they made the dog look like he drivin’ the car, this is a cinematographic achievement

[dekutree]

someone explain