[insert title here]

this literally only exists to occasionally find new check, please! stuff

[dainty-baneberry]

The Ragnarok's flight path. The Scions really flew all around the world just to flex.

[froggercube]

i feel like this is their dynamic

[daddyhiccup]

Azem: *Calls for help*

Emet-Selch:

[charlesoberonn]

I’m really into internet discourse but only pointless and stupid internet discourse like how many holes there are in a straw (it’s 2)

[charlesoberonn]

This is exactly what I’m talking about.

[evilscientist3]

I’m sorry but mathematically speaking this question has a single objectively correct answer, which is 1 hole. This can be very simply proven; a straw and a torus are homotopic, and a torus has one hole.

[thyrell]

i odnt think thats true one of my friends is a taurus and hes fine with gay people

[orbitalyear-deactivated20230513]

i’m a taurus and i have at least three holes

[gothcostco]

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

something has been BOTHERING MEEEE…………ok so in the 80s, you have Heathers. the 90s had Clueless. the 2000s had Mean Girls. what is the definitive teen girl drama comedy of the 10s? 

[vx3-deactivated20191124]

[everythingfox]

Strong bond

(via)

[dropitlowbandit]

@duffys

[pokemonpostsdaily]

[broosepayne]

(Very slight spoiler for The Batman 2022)

Alfred: Bruce we need to meet with the board for the Flood Relief Initiative.

Bruce, curled up in a little wet ball, sitting in a dank corner of the Batcave:

Alfred: Bruce. You need to shower and get dressed right now or you’ll be late.

Bruce:

Alfred, marching over: Dammit, Bruce- *grabs Bruce’s shoulder*

Bruce: *hisses*

Alfred: Shower. The board—do you hear me? What’s that in your ears?

Bruce: *plucks out AirPods* I was in the middle of the Black Parade, Alfred. >:-(

—

Alfred: Bruce you need to eat. Here, I’ve brought you some dinner. I expect you to finish all of this broccoli.

Bruce, huddled under the dining table:

Alfred: Bruce? Get up. You’re not eating on the floor.

Bruce:

Alfred: *taps Bruce’s thigh with his foot*

Bruce, recoiling: Don’t kick me Alfred I’m listening to Muse—

Alfred: Get those headphones out of your ears when I’m talking to you.

—

Alfred: Bruce, Dick needs help with his math homework and I’m not doing it. Get inside.

Bruce: *crouched atop a gargoyle outside his bedroom window, drenched from the rain, face streaked with black greasepaint*

Alfred: Bruce Thomas Wayne. Your ward needs help with his math. Get down from there this instant. Can you hear me? Have you got those bloody headphones in again—

Bruce:

Dick: Don’t worry Al! I’ve got it! *jumps out window, swings up onto Bruce’s shoulders, and pulls the AirPods out*

Bruce: Dick what are you doing we’re twenty stories up—

Dick: *flips back inside, drops the AirPods on the ground and stomps them to bits with his Superman light-up sneakers*

Bruce:

Alfred:

Dick: :) Now you can help me with my math!

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

lots of people talking about wanting to fuck a twink or have a twink bf and it's like...that's literally not what they're for. the true purpose of twinks is to be picked up by lesbians and used as projectile weapons. it's a symbiotic relationship

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

their light weight facilitates rapid deployment and with their sharp, uncushioned bones they can be absolutely deadly weapons in the right hands.

[injuries-in-dust]

What do the twinks get out of this symbiotic relationship?

[aardvaark]

i dont think you understand. this is commensalism, not mutualism. they just get to be here

[injuries-in-dust]

I understand. Thank you.

[catasters]

[demilypyro]

Pokemon Arceus being a time travel story is so funny cause everyone in Hisui is so scared of pokemon and will just run away in fear even from like a pikachu and the MC is like "???? the fucking rat??"

[punkrock-bottom]

[sydmarch]

[bard4paladin]

[zagreus]

invite me to your discord server so i can immediately become overwhelmed, mute it, and never interact with any of you ever again

[lillie-garden]

like i think the main thing i’ll ever give tumblr props for is that the activity & notifications are still like. notifications. meanwhile on twitter you get like, “hey someone you don’t follow posted something you don’t care about” or like, random presidential news. like that’s an ad. those are ads.

[msnzk-04]

High School Lio Galo!!