Awesome Fictional Quotes

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I love mankind. It's people I can't stand.

Linus Van Pelt, from Charles M. Schulz's comic strip Peanuts

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I'm related to people I don't relate to.

Calvin, from Bill Watterson's Calvin and Hobbes

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Don't depend on me to ever follow through on anything. But I'd go through hell for you.

From "Going Away to College", by Blink 182

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The great thing about unimportant tasks is that nobody cares if you don't do them.

Wally, from "Dilbert", by Scott Adams

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I'm not alone, cause the TV's on; I'm not crazy cause I take the right pills.

"Bleed American", by Jimmy Eat World

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This work was strictly voluntary, but any animal who absented himself from it would have his rations reduced by half.

The Unnamed Narrator(Animal Farm by George Orwell)

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Being with you- it's just one epiphany after another.

Hobbes(Calvin and Hobbes, by Bill Watterson)

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How lucky can they [the ancestors] be? They're dead.

Grandmother Fa(Mulan, June Foray)

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Geoff Montgomery(Richard Carlson): It's worse than horrible because a zombie has no will of his own. You see them sometimes walking around blindly with dead eyes, following orders, not knowing what they do, not caring.

Larry Lawrence(Bob Hope): You mean like Democrats?

Source: The Ghost Breakers

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Take these three items: some WD-40, a vise grip, and a roll of duct tape. Any man worth his salt can fix almost any problem with this stuff alone.

Walt Kowalski(Gran Torino, Clint Eastwood)

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War. War never changes. Since the dawn of human kind, when our ancestors first discovered the killing power of rock and bone, blood has been spilled in the name of everything, from God to justice to simple, psychotic rage.

The Narrator(Fallout 3, Ron Perlman)

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Human race- greatest monsters of them all.

The Master(Doctor Who(new series), 'Last of the Time Lords', John Simm)

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If you can't take a little bloody nose, maybe you oughta go back home and crawl under your bed. It's not safe out here. It's wondrous, with treasures to satiate desires both subtle and gross; but it's not for the timid.

Q(Star Trek: The Next Generation, 'Q-Who?', John de Lancie)

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He who controls the past controls the future. He who controls the present controls the past.

Winston Smith(1984, George Orwell)

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You can get further with a kind word and a gun than you can with just a kind word.

Al Capone(The Untouchables, Robert De Niro)

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How can I be anyone besides me?

Sora(Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories)

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Never theorize before you have data. Invariably, you end up twisting facts to suit theories, instead of theories to suit facts.

Sherlock Holmes(Sherlock Holmes, Robert Downey Jr.)