How to get each MBTI type to LOVE you
ESTJ: Ask an enourmous amount of questions that could be answered very easily. You can also ask the same few questions several times in a row. Works best when they are busy.
ISTJ: Borrow things from them and handle them very carelessly. When they refuse to lend you anything anymore, be really mad at them.
ESTP: Basically treat them like huge babies. When they get mad, just say: “I know that it’s hard for you and that you’re pretending to be angry, just to compensate the emptiness in your heart”
ISTP: Be very mean to them for no reason. They might act like they don’t care but they do.
ESFJ: Exclude them from social activities. Befriend their friends but treat them like they don’t exist.
ISFJ: Ask for their help on a project. Let them do all the work and then never even say their name again when you present the project.
ESFP: Be really offenced because of everything they say. Great, now tell all of ESFP’s friends that ESFP offended you.
ISFP: Whenever they created something, just roll your eyes and say: “I already did that years ago. It’s nothing special” Or just give them really harsh critiques.
ENTJ: Be really offended because of everything they say. Then walk away and sulk for a few hours. That works especially well when the ENTJ needs your help for something.
INTJ: Walk inside their personal space and rearrange their things. Also, drag them to as many parties as possible and just “forget” them there.
ENTP: When they discuss with you, voice your opinion, let them give you their arguments and then say: “Well, since you didn’t have any valid arguments, I’m right” Then just walk away.
INTP: Always look over their shoulder and comment on what they’re doing. Tell them that their what they do doesn’t work and what they have to do to make it work. Works best when you have no idea about the topic.
ENFJ: Take everything that they do for you for granted. Also, be really mad at them when they decide, not to do everything they can to help you.
INFJ: When they do something wrong, call them out on it and proceed to tell them in a dramatic way how bad their mistake was, how many problems they caused and which bad effects it had on other people.
ENFP: Tell them that they behave like a monkey and crack and that nobody will like them if they’re annoying like that.
INFP: Tell them that they are not a mystery and easy to understand. Then tell them about all the things that are wrong in their life and how they can fix it.
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