Awesomegasm: The Tumblr

The Awesomegasmic Thoughts of Myself and Those of Others That Amuse Me

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Black Me Out - Against Me!

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Smile, the worst is yet to come

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Attention Jesus fandom: if you wish to engage me in a respectful theological discussion I will be happy to oblige but don't be littering my doorstep with your fear mongering hell fire warning pamphlets. I have my faith and try to live a life your boy would have been cool with...ya know accepting different people and actually treating them like people.

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What's this? 2 days of song of the day in a row? Alright. have some elliott smith because I'm sad

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I heard this on the radio and had to pull over to share it with you.

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Hello friends! I am currently offering 2 more gishscholarships for the upcoming 2015 gishwhes. To receive this you need to message me your email address. after which you may remain on the team or leave if you wish. Anyone still looking for a team after my scholarship giveaway we will still have (assuming everyone stays) 9 open spots. Please message me if you've already signed up and want a team to join.

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If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday it could also be known as “2’s Day”

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Feb 2, 2022 is a Wednesday Feb 2, 2122 is a Monday Feb 2, 2222 is a Saturday (this was particularly disappointing) Feb 2, 2322 is a Thursday Feb 2, 2422 is a Wednesday Feb 2, 2522 is a Monday And for the Next 1000 years…. Saturday Thursday Wednesday Monday Saturday Thursday Wednesday Monday Saturday Thursday There will never be a Tuesday on February 2nd of the 22nd year in a century.  This is so sad.

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BUT! 2-22-22 is a Tuesday

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It's just one of those days...

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Wanted: Concert Buddy

Alright, bitches! who needs a concert buddy for next Friday’s The Mountain Goats concert in Detroit...Or the Owen concert this Thursday in Lansing?

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Just invested in animal crossing new leaf. Anyone want to play with me?

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Look what happens when you ring up Land O Lakes butter on a grocery store cash register

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Also, Land O’Lakes Omega-3 Eggs ring up as “LOL OMG EGGS”, which is quite possibly the best thing ever.

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When I was young and foolish I spent significant amounts of money on "teeny bopper" magazines. On was called (not sure if it still is a thing this was 15 years ago) "Teen Beat All Stars" one day I had a couple magazines at the self scanner and the cashier comes over to look in the bag. Turns out it came up as "Teen b alls" and she was concerned

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You're lovely. Thought you should know

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On the sixth day of Christmas 2.0 Susan was very tired and all the clever ideas she'd ever had were replaced with "ho ho hopefully I make it through tonight"

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On the fifth day of Christmas 2.0 I was elated to find that Tony's Christmas song is finally on spotify!

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Reblog if you're a Ravenclaw.

gryffindor | hufflepuff | slytherin

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On the fourth day of Christmas 2.0 my friends all gave to me a surprising number of traditional requests ((that you can’t tell yet but trust me))

And artists that don’t have those songs available on spotify. ((I got about 15 suggestions of this song by Trans Siberian Orchestra which according to spotify does not exist))