A Day in the Life of...

maybe I'll figure it all out eventually (probably not)

[aster-is-confused]

my favorite genre of bird picture

[leecherally]

@best-bird-tournament Look at them 😍

[rosewater1997]

Everyday is like. Endure Emotions and Complete Tasks. Can I die

[catsbrew-blogs]

I misspelled pepsi ONE FUCKING TIME

[catsbrew-blogs]

Im blocking my husband

[punk-squirrely-ghost]

Pebi

[lizardsfromspace]

When I was younger everyone cared about Talk Like a Pirate Day. Every September 19th it'd be yars and shivers me timber all the way down, and people took delight in it. Now nobody ever talks like a pirate, on that day or any other. So few of us cling to the old ways. This is where our society went wrong. People not talking about pirates once a year, everything else about society is fine, probably

[ratbastarddotfuck]

Next year we are so back

[lizardsfromspace]

Together we can revive the pirate-talker ecosystem

[oneiriad]

Yarrr!!!! Splitte mine bramsejl, folkens.

[redstonedust]

people talk about the weirdness of seeing school friends get married and have kids but its even crazier when its online friends. like bro i've seen your carrd kin list. we went to homestuck together. brothers in chronically online arms. what do you MEAN youre pregnant.

[what-even-is-thiss]

It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack

[moishe-pipick]

[odd-maid3n]

[knight--error]

[daftpatience]

drinking water when I have a headache should give instant relief. it should go away. what's even the point of drinking water if it can't do that

[louisegluckpdf]

anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"

[absolutegibberishandnumbers]

jokes to make after failure that aren’t self-deprecating:

I’m the best to ever do it

Nobody saw that (best if said loudly)

No one’s ever done it like me

I could be President/they should make me President

Behold, a mere fraction of my power!

The public wants to be me soooooo bad

I’m an expert in (thing you just failed at)

How could this have happened to god’s favorite princess?

Nothing ibuprofen and a glass of water cant fix

I’m being sabotaged

[regal-bones]

Holy ground

[foodcravings]

23 Layer Chocolate Cake (via Instagram)

[drysqu1d]

[scumrunner]

[starlingheart]

a Very Important Purchase

[starlingheart]

Mice! With occupations!

[fuckyeahkitschy2]

[macleod]

this is what the future was supposed to be about

[animentality]

[cadaverkeys]

fabulous creature?