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Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a sweet ass.
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I'll be the Goose to your Maverick. I'll do everything to help you grow, succeed, and keep your ego in check. Break my neck for you. And have the memory of me linger on for the rest of your life.
Best line I've gotten on tinder
Him: So you kinda remind me of medusa...
Me: ...
Him: I mean every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard
last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people
If you were a text option, you’d be FINE print
heres something for you to think about
me
New Years Eve pick up line
I know it’s not midnight, but do you still want to kiss?
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I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
You’ve never known true seduction till you’ve heard the chat-up lines of a nerd.
This would work on me.
Reasons why I have the most insane friends and why I love them anyway!
Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?
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Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I’m gonna glaze your donut.
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if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me
not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego
Consent, it really is simple as tea. (x)
no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u
manual:
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty
You must be an earth bender because you've got me rock solid