Awesome Pick Up Lines

These may or may not be original pick up lines.

[bestpickupline]

Did you sit on a pile of sugar? Cause you’ve got a sweet ass.

(via bestpickupline)

[awesomepickuplines]

I'll be the Goose to your Maverick. I'll do everything to help you grow, succeed, and keep your ego in check. Break my neck for you. And have the memory of me linger on for the rest of your life.

[awesomepickuplines]

Best line I've gotten on tinder

Him: So you kinda remind me of medusa...

Me: ...

Him: I mean every time I look into your eyes I get rock hard

[urbran-deactivated20151012]

last night i got asked out by not one, not two, but zero people

[awesomepickuplines]

If you were a text option, you’d be FINE print

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

heres something for you to think about

me

[awesomepickuplines]

New Years Eve pick up line

I know it’s not midnight, but do you still want to kiss?

Submitted by not-a-twig

[snazziest]

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

[pleasantandcain]

[gaynerds]

You’ve never known true seduction till you’ve heard the chat-up lines of a nerd.

[camsfarts-deactivated20150121]

This would work on me.

[erikat96]

Reasons why I have the most insane friends and why I love them anyway!

[bestpickupline]

Hi, I’m writing a term paper on the finer things in life, and I was wondering if I could interview you?

(via bestpickupline)

[bestpickupline]

Do you like Krispy Kreme, cause I’m gonna glaze your donut.

(via bestpickupline)

[lagoonhag]

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

[micdotcom]

Consent, it really is simple as tea. (x)

[0000000000deactivated000000-dea]

no matter how much water i drink i still remain thirsty 4 u

[ugly]

manual:

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty

[awesomepickuplines]

You must be an earth bender because you've got me rock solid