Awesome TV Quotes

Sharing the best quotes from the best series on TV

[endiness]

[aguynamednoe]

Narcos

[mrgolightly]

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I’m not an alcoholic.

I don’t have to drink.

I just enjoy a cocktail or two at the end of a long day.

[tricotati]

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Anyone else excited now that Shameless is back???

[soupy-twistt]

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Shameless Season 7 

[agnesvarda]

Quentin Tarantino’s The Hateful Eight chapter names

[hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth]

[hueyfreemanonlyspeaksthetruth]

The Boondocks Comic Strip #1185

1st Panel Huey Freeman: Did Snoop give up weed?!

Michael Caesar: That’s the unconfirmed rumor, yes.

2nd Panel Huey Freeman: I GO ON VACATION FOR ONE WEEK, AND WHEN I GET BACK, SNOOP DOGG HAS QUIT SMOKING WEED?!

Michael Caesar: Well, um…

3rd Panel Huey Freeman: IS THE POPE STILL CATHOLIC?!

Michael Caesar: NO PANICKING!!

[dineshgilfoyle]

A text post set for every episode: Bad Money

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Lemme see your shoe

Det. Bill Mitchell: Hey Keith, let me see your shoe.

Keith Frazier: What?

Det. Bill Mitchell: Lemme see your shoe.

Keith Frazier: Why?

Det. Bill Mitchell: 'Cause I have never seen anyone put their foot that far up a guy's ass.

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Get your own

Maitre d': Good afternoon, sir. Do you have a reservation?

Keith Frazier: [walking past him] Looking for the mayor.

Maitre d': May I have your hat, please?

Keith Frazier: No, you cannot! Get your own.

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Sheriff Chris Mannix: He's the fella who shot the fella who was sheriff 'fore me.

The Hateful Eight

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Inside Man

Dalton Russell: This time next week, I'll be sucking down piña coladas in a hot tub with six girls named Amber and Tiffany.

Keith Frazier: More like taking a shower with two guys named Jamal and Jesus, if you know what I mean. And here's the bad news: that thing you're sucking on? It's not a piña colada!

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Dwight Schrute asks the Million Dollar Question

The Office 2x02

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Awesome TV Quotes turned 2 today!

[praxid]

Better Call Saul sketches.

[issaraes]

Breaking Bad // Pulp Fiction