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[fuckyeahalexalltimelow]

[urxputa-deactivated20180319]

How to keep your girl happy:

Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.

[fxckthesxstem-deactivated202403]

Step 3: Buy her food

[x2pistolx]

Step 4: Fuck her hard

[its--teo-deactivated20190724]

Step 5: trEAT her right

[ekswghinos-deactivated20211103]

Step 6: Make her cum first

[umbra1]

Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep

[fthinousa-deactivated20250626]

Step 8: Text her back fast

[kippenverrueckt]

Step 9: respect her

[lovelyfuntasy]

Step 10: make her feel special

[golddsharkk]

Step 11: don’t lie to her

[onlyagirl-knowshow-agirlfeels]

Step 12: Love her with all of your heart

[finallystrong]

Step 13: kiss her forehead

[upoulii]

Step 14: hug her

[anapthras]

Step 15 : stay.

[o-v-e-r-r-a-t-e-d-deactivated20]

Wow the last one hit home

[ill-go-for-girls-deactivated201]

THIS!!!!!!

[meatpower]

cats have their priorities straight its 1. stay warm 2. be fat 3. yeah

[darkspaces666]

[lymind]

..The End..  :( :( :( :( :( :( =(

[rylandbuckleys]

In June 2009, MTV announced that they would be adapting the 1985 film Teen Wolf into a new television series ‘with a greater emphasis on romance, horror and werewolf mythology.’ On July 21, 2016, the cast announced at Comic Con that season six would be the final season.

[bevsi]

drawings of my kitten Coconut. i love her

[awglove]

me: *carries cat out of my room for being naughty*

cat: *purrs*

me: you are being punished. Please do not purr. I love you

[awglove]

me: i have no emotions i feel nothing

me 2 minutes later: *crying*

[tributeofasgard]

i don’t care about your sexuality/gender/etc what i care about is your hogwarts house

[miladyaelin]

okay but the accuracy

[truthofherdreams]

someone: *threatens Lito*

Wolfie, showing up out of nowhere like an angry vengeful German fairy: my time has come

[c3po]

remember to drink a fucking shit ton of water every miserable day of ur life

[missederror]

And good days too

[c3po]

what the fuck is a good day

[this-is-a-mainblog]

[awglove]

The badass trio

Sun: Should I hurt them?

Will: No, we let the law take care of it.

Wolfgang: Kill them. I'll help.

[neaarty]

[7mangoes]

how do y'all get into loving happy relationships? what is the cheat code y'all using???

[bekanicolex]