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Okay seriously. Reblog if you're OLDER than 11.
why is it that not more than 1/20 of Tumblr haven’t reblogged this
Please reblog, this is so important.
I needed this
Is this foreal?
Yes it’s a real service. I do volunteer work for a rape crisis support service in my city and texting is one of the features we provide as well. But just to boost its credibility, I tried it myself:
reblog to save lives!
You can also text “Steve” to 741741 if you’re a young person of color. The website for more info is stevefund.org
My understanding is that it’s more multicultural and some folks feel more comfy with that in mind!
^^^^^THIS
get help guys, please. if you’re hurting, don’t let that hurt consume you. seek help.
I never knew this. It’s spectacular.
((I’ve texted these guys a few times, they’re really great.))
i’ve text them . about my tainted ass relationship & she really listened . she was great 🧡
To be clear, I only know of this as U.S. service.
pro tip: before getting serious w a man, just casually mention ur period. like, just say ‘my cramps are bad rn’ or ‘I have to go buy some pads’. his reaction is very telling of how mature and understanding he is. you don’t wanna be dating a grown ass man who gets grossed out by the word menstruation. u deserve someone who is comfortable w u and I do mean all of u. you’ll be thanking urself for doing it now and not later hun!
THIS IS REALLY INDICATIVE OF HOW THEY FEEL ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS. TRUST ME.
True story. Once, I dated a guy once that wouldn’t let me pay for my own pads him he has with me. He wouldn’t go out and buy them himself if I needed them though. I had to stand next to him, which defeated the whole reason for him going to buy me any. Was uncomfortable with period talk and letting me pay for things myself.
Once, I also dated a guy that wouldn’t even stand in the pads alley with him. It grossed him out. Everything about my period grossed him out and he didn’t want to touch me. Just left me alone and didn’t want to deal with any of it. Wouldn’t even stand next to me when I bought pads.
Now, the guy I’m with and going to marry, he is a whole different story. I was dying of cramps and got my period while finishing up a class. (My campus can get very bad to the point where I’m shaking in pain or unable to move) Mistakenly didn’t bring pads and texted I needed him to do me the biggest favor. Not only did he buy me pads (something he does from time to time when I need them) but he marched through campus with them not bothering to hide it and brought me Advil.
Last week, I was dying in pain and lost my hot pack when I went to visit my mother. I asked him to buy me a new one and he forgot. So, I’m in massive pain near tears and it’s past ten at night wishing I hadn’t been so stupid as to lose it. He gets dressed and goes out to get me a hot pack even when I tell him over and over that I can wait until morning and I don’t want him to go not because he needs to go to bed.
He flat out says “I love you. You asked me to get you a hot pack and I forgot. Now, you are in a lot of pain and I can’t stand to see that. So, I’m getting you the hot pack and I’ll be back soon.” Comes back with the hot pack, ice cream and a candy bar.
Not saying all men need to be this level of nice. But I am saying that bring up your period in a casual manner is a great way to see how people will treat you when you are sick, not feeling well, or just basically how they handled things.
ACTUALLY THEY DO NEED TO BE THAT LEVEL OF NICE THOUGH
You are absolutely correct, and I was a fool not to realize it sooner.
My grampa was like this. I still remember sitting in the bathroom throwing up, because hella period nausea, and him holding my hair out of my face and like … not exactly rubbing my back. Sort of patting it. Like he was trying to be comforting but wasn’t quite sure how, because a 17-year-old girl throwing up and crying and telling him this was normal was outside his wheelhouse, which, given that he was in his 70s at the time and married my grandma when she was already in menopause, is understandable. Anyway, he went and called his niece for advice. She told him to give me plain herbal tea for pain (since Advil wasn’t staying down) and put me to bed, and he did and asked if I needed anything from the store, and went out and bought me pads and extra herbal tea, and called my school and told them I was sick and he was keeping me home.
If a man born in 1929 can pull it off, boys, so can you.
#look#I’m gay and all #but if you cannot talk to your partner about the fact that you are IN PAIN #that you’re feeling shitty at all and not be shirty about the reason why #that’s not a person you want to be with
I went blind for a period of time and I ran out of pads. My stepdad was in town visiting and noticed me in the bathroom crying because I couldn't feel more. He picked me up off the floor and rocked me till I calmed down. "I haven't done this in like 20 years, but can you describe the package or anything for me? I want to make sure I don't let you down." It was the nicest thing!! I described what I remembered and I kept apologizing because even as a kid, I made sure he never had to get them. "Don't apologize for something out of control, you're new to blindness and didn't realize. Plus I'm your dad, I've been getting these for women longer than you've been alive. How about when I get home, I make a container for them and you can feel when they get low? I'll tape a piece of the plastic on there and you can just take a picture and show whoever." I realized that that is how a man should treat and love you in any vulnerable time. I called him when I got my sight back (he lives out of town and was visiting when the period thing happened,) and he cried on the phone with me, telling me I was his miracle.
Girl’s are amazing
I think we broke the notes…
i feel like i’m reblogging history. “the post that broke the notes”
THERE ARE NO FUCKING NOTES
WE HAVE REACHED INFINITY
what the heLL
Um….guys….
There are negative notes….
WHY ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?
HOW ARE THERE NEGATIVE NOTES?!?!?!?!
Its in the black hole of tumblr
At time of reblogging, this post has 1 note :’)
Uhm nothing was there then I hit the heart and 1 note popped up.. Guys I’m scared..
it has reset to 0 notes. what have you done?
now it’s floating in the middle of the thingy
EVERY DAMN TIME
There’s literally nothing there.
What is this?
I couldn’t scroll past this. I need to be part of history for this. There are no notes do you even realise
Let it be known I was here on this day of march twentieth twenty sixteen and I’m laying in bed at nine thirty am
WOO NO NOTES PARTYYY
WTF IS THIS?!?! IM CONFUSED NO NOTES WUT DA ACTUAL FUCK
I LIKED IT AND IT HAD ONE NOTE.
ONE.
NOTE.
Oh wow there are seriously no notes..
What the heck.
OH MY GOSH IT’S TRUE. There were 0 notes, now i liked and just one note popped up! I’m.. I’m not sure how this can happen..? But now I’m part of history YEAH 24th March 2016 - 03:05 am
WHOA SO WEIRD
I just had to see it for myself and it’s true. Holy crap.
On this day, March 24th, 2016 at 12:22 in the afternoon, I have made myself part of history.
it’s back
I’ll probably always reblog this
I feel like tumblr staff have been motoring this post and they put a special code in it so no notes ever show up
This post is historic
you can never not reblog this when it comes on your dash tumblr rule
7/9/16 - 8:32 pm
Take your chance and be part of it. They’ll talk about this in their history books in future.
Literally no notes
I liked it one note pops up
What the everloving fuck
23/11/2017
5:44pm
Wtf.. there’s not even a message saying 0 notes xD
29/11/17
No notes
One note popped up
22/12/2017
07:46 AM
whoa
… there’s…. there’s no notes…. 😳
1/7/2018 there are still approximately zero notes
I have some fuckin questions
Holy shit 1/7/2018 5:56 PM no notes
I’m reblogging this only bc I saw that @clingytransboy can take his binder off without taking off his shirt and lemme just tell you YOU ARE A GOD MY DUDE WTF
holy fuck it’s back on my dash and won’t even let me give it a note
what in the gosh dan everloving fuck
Um???
8/14/18 1:59pm
November 7, 2018 8:56 am
so wild
HOW IS THIS BEEN BROKEN FOR 2 YEARS
Wtf?!?! There will never be a valid number of votes
Reblogging
11:51
16/03/2019
Still no notes???
8:40PM (20:40)
03/16/19 (16/03/2019)
1 NOTE
Y'ALL! NO NOTE THING HAPPENED TO ME! I'm hardly ever apart of cool stuff so wooh! 3/18/19 or 18/3/19
I hate having my heart broken. Stupid thing makes me cry. I love him but he's not up for it.
Out of Place: Loki x Female Reader (NSFW/SMUT)***TEASER
Summary: After a series of unfortunate events you have been hired as a maid for the royal family of Asgard to repay certain debts. While you are a maid, you clean, cook and run errands, but most importantly you catch the eye of the Prince of Asgard. One day, whilst performing your usual duties, Loki catches you doing something you regret.
Warnings:Non-con
A/N: inspired by the below photo and a comment made my @rainthekittycatsblog ****Because of Tumblr I am now going to be adding the taglist and the general taglist to my reblogs. Sorry for the change. Let me know if you are having any trouble getting an alert.
I looked up to see a giant thunder cloud snuffing out the hot sun and rain began to fall from the sky– fat, cool droplets pelting me.
Of course, this would happen. This Asgardian summer was constantly sneaking in thunderstorms– a nice reprieve, except for when you were caught in it. At this rate, the white dress I was wearing would be completely drenched by the time I arrived at my loathsome destination.
I cursed at the weather, of course, it wasn’t ladylike to curse, but some things remained with strays all their lives.
Though I was beginning to feel chilled, nothing could make me run to the doors of Loki’s chambers. Lightning could strike next to me, and yet I still would slowly meander along. Physical pain wasn’t as much of a discomfort as being around the prince.
Finally, I made it to the giant wooden doors, their golden oak seemed cheery in the gloom during the storm. It seemed as odd and out of place as the prince within– as odd and out of place as a poor, destitute maid roaming the castle.
They groaned when I pushed against them, straining to get them open.
I darted through the small space between the doors I had created. It appeared that Loki was out, and at this, I breathed a sigh of relief. The door shut behind me with a loud bang, and I leaned back against it, closing my eyes, tilting my chin up towards the ceiling as I was struck with a wave of exhaustion.
I was almost finished, I just needed to clean up his chambers, and I could be on my way…Trailing back home, alone, cold, shivering in the rain.
I inhaled through my teeth, shivering and hugged myself hoping to hold in any heat I could. I stepped forward, my laced boots echoing in the massive room, the marble floors making my boots click as I walked.
My baby hair that framed my face in a halo began to curl from the downpour, and I passed a mirror on my way to change Loki’s bed sheets. My reflection startled me, though my eyes were bright– practically glowing, my skin seemed paler than usual. My lips were crimson from the chill I caught, blood filling them so they stayed warm. I looked like a siren that had just come from the sea. My dress clung to my breasts and the chill made my nipples stand erect. I was breathtakingly beautiful. My reflection was haunting. I looked as if I could easily lure a man to his death at sea, cradle him in my arms while I sang him lullabies only the sirens sang as he choked on the salt water. My reflection frightened me, and I backed slowly away, unable to look away from the glow in my eyes. I was brought out of my hypnosis with a sharp shatter– the sound of something fragile breaking. When I had backed away from the mirror I had accidentally knocked over a seer’s globe.
Loki would be so angry with me. I had seen the wrath of the prince once before and it was something I never wanted to witness again. Though at the time, he hadn’t been directing his rage at me, I remember vividly how afraid I had become. I quivered all the way home and had dreamt about it- probably for years after.
“Oh, no, no, no,” I muttered under my breath, falling to my knees to pick up the broken shards of the crystal globe.
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How to keep your girl happy:
Step 1: Make her laugh. Step 2: Make her moan.
Step 3: Buy her food
Step 4: Fuck her hard
Step 5: trEAT her right
Step 6: Make her cum first
Step 7: Play with her hair until she falls asleep
Step 8: Text her back fast
Step 9: respect her
Step 10: make her feel special
Step 11: don’t lie to her
Step 12: Love her with all of your heart
Step 13: kiss her forehead
Step 14: hug her
Step 15 : stay.
Wow the last one hit home
THIS!!!!!!
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
not even risking that shit
scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button.
Last comment same thing. Sorry to the next person who sees this. I just can’t risk it. I have things I need to do before my life becomes hell. Lol
man i fucking hate yall who tf put this up knowing damn well we all gonna reblog it im heated im really sick af bout this
I don’t play that shit lol sorry
WHyyyy
Sorry everyone
If only if only the woodpecker sighs the bark on the tree was as soft as the sky why the wolf waits below hungry and lonely he cries to the moon if only if only
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this post followed me to Facebook and im sooo annoyed!
It’s been a MINUTE since I’ve seen Madame Zeroni, fr fr
I HATE TUMBLR FKKKK SAKES
LMAOOOO
Not tryna fuck up any of my planetary Returns~
One time I didn’t and I was broke for like a month but the next time I seen it I rebloged it and a bitch just got 500 out the blue and a 20 gift card
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A bunch of dogs, including my own, eat Gravy Train. It’s a very affordable wet canned dog food, so many people buy it. and my dog has to eat it because she’s lost most of her teeth and can’t chew.
Please, SIGNAL BOOST THIS!
Even if you don’t have a dog, your followers probably do, and plenty of them are at risk. You could save a life.
Today, we lost a legend.
Rest in Peace, Stan Lee.
You’ll always be our hero.
December 28th, 1922 - Novemeber 12th, 2018
All I want for my birthday is @minminyoongi! So if you want to show up at my house on Wednesday, id cry and oh my goodness. Please.
Babe!! I’m so sorry I can’t be there on your birthday but I PROMISE you that I will come and visit you soon. We have plans and I do not plan on breaking them! I love you so so much ♡
I love you too!! I know, I'm so excited! ♡
All I want for my birthday is @minminyoongi! So if you want to show up at my house on Wednesday, id cry and oh my goodness. Please.
I worry about the kids that had to grow up without him. Who tells them they’re proud of them in that gentle voice.
This morning, an active shooter at the Tree of Life Synagogue in Squirrel Hill murdered at least seven eight people, possibly more. Two responding officers have been wounded as well. The killer has not yet been apprehended and police are asking anyone in the immediate area to stay indoors.
Please keep Pittsburgh’s Jewish population in your thoughts, and continue to demand stronger action to keep weapons out of the hands of those who would commit hate crimes.
If you are local, the Central Blood Bank has experienced shortages recently and will surely benefit from your help. If you are able to donate, especially if you are a rare blood type, please go in and do so asap.
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This might be long and it might make some people uncomfortable. However, this is my story and I want to share it. 10 years ago at about 6am, I was sexually assaulted by my best friends dad. It was an awful experience and I wasn't going to report it or anything but I couldn't sleep knowing that my best friend was in danger. I have a scar from that night but I can say, I survived the worst morning of my life. I decided to turn him in and do what I needed to protect people. I lost so many in that time but I found my true friends. I had a conversation with my dad last night, thanking him for being so amazing that day. I wanted my mom and he knew that I was in a fragile mindset when it came to men. So he told me that he was there for me but he understood if I didn't want hugs or anything. Some guys wouldn't understand or think that way but he did and it meant the world to me. I probably wouldn't be comfortable around men if it weren't for him and the supportive men in my life. I've shared my story with a few people and I've helped many through the same issues. We are survivors, whether we turn the person in or not, we have made it through something no one should go through. Yes sometimes I get flashes or have a nightmare but I've become a strong, amazing young women. I can honestly say that I forgive him and even though I don't understand why, I can move on. I didn't think I would make it honestly, I felt dirty, at fault, and every other self degrading thought. I'm not dirty, it wasn't my fault, and I'm a badass. Thank you to my parents and everyone who helped me though it. I am free from the guilt and shame that I once held. It's an incredible relief. I'm always here to listen if someone needs me.
i will defend improvised storytelling till the day i fucking die i think stories told by people under pressure to do it fast, stories told in collaboration…. that shits gorgeous and ALIVE. have you ever gone to a writing workshop and someone writes the rawest shit in the entire world during a ten minute free write? playing dnd and some dialogue is so moving it makes you wonder how it came from your dumbass friends? got really into one of those ‘one sentence at a time’ campfire story games and ended up making something— totally unrecorded, lost except to the people who were there— that should have been in the fucking moma?
people are full to the BRIM with stories and honing that storytelling into a specific practice (ex. writing) is for sure a learned skill that takes tons of practice to do effectively but…… it’s there. it’s there and anyone can tap into it if they’re given opportunity and an audience to say it to.
look, the point of telling stories is to connect with other people. and all we’ve ever done throughout human history is connect connect connect so is it any wonder when you put a human being in front of an outlet and you say ‘tell me a story’, no one stays silent?
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