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[divorcedcaejose]

Jotaro Kujo was the world's first virgin absentee father

[spoopy-metroid]

untrue: it was actually god

[divorcedcaejose]

Jotaro Kujo was the world’s second virgin absentee father

[amshiiii]

whats ur role in the tumblr community how do you contribute

[insinirate]

sitting in dc listening to my friend cry sing to kagamine lens world is mine

[urfaveisunfuckable]

north from rise of the guardians is fuckable! i just like russian santa. i like it

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[blackcatgodess]

I got a job offer after reblogging the bagel. Believe in the bagel!

[anayely420]

🙏🏼

[sonsfantasies]

Worth a try lol

[theblizzardsix]

i could use some good news or even a good girl 

[pantspooplover]

Go lil bagle! Show me your power!

[itaachiyama-moved]

Okii then!

[blastlight]

THIS IS THE FIRST THING ON MY BLOG

I GOT ASKED OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER I REBLOGGED IT

[cuappatea-deactivated20200216]

wait but whats happening with the bagel tho

[toca144]

Giv news

[maiskinny]

This bagel better do me and my skinnies some wonders.

[st0nedsk1nnygrl]

im passed my drivers test🙏🏽

[becoming-a-flame]

pls

[notjoyfulanymore]

Oh hope this works, i need some good news in my life lmao

[willowkarmachance]

Please let it be my crush exists and is a yandere towards me!!! Please!!!!!

[hjartasalt]

Mods are asleep post forbidden tits

Huh

Huh

Huh

Hhhhhhh

[anothermarkiplierfan]

Perfectly balanced as all things should be…

[st4ff8008]

forbidden tits hehe

[mrdyketator]

Tits must be even

[waxwitch]

i was fucking around rbing it mutiple times to ruin it and my tumblr crashed

[rabidfangirlteehee]

[willowkarmachance]

Balance

[willowkarmachance]

Balance x2

[willowkarmachance]

Balance x3

[still-a-morosexual-help]

Mammon really said, I'm not like these other bitches😩✋🏽 Imma ride or die😎 You turning evil? I'm right at ya side burnin' the bodies😈🔥

and we love him for that. King shit right there👑

[noodles-and-tea-deactivated2023]

I LOVE YOUR NARUTO FANART 💖💖💖

THANK YOUUU!!!!!

[cosmos-kitty]

The holiday shop update is now live! Alongside this new stamp washi tape design I've restocked some of my most popular prints, go to www.cosmoskitty.com/shop to check them out 🌱

[artaudmatic]

oooo that 90′s color palette ;))

[lake-lady]

Does anybody have that picture of rhe guys chest who has a full landscape scoobie doo tattoo with the gang running away from a haunted house?

[lake-lady]

Found by a mutual, thank you 💙 lmao

[nkogneatho]

Hie. I currently need to pay my sister's annual school fees of two years as I stated in the last post but I really couldn't earn the money due to other problems. We weren't able to pay last year's because of covid. I'm in need for 1000$ at the moment. I'm right now working a basic job of packing boxes but it doesn't pay enough.

If you like my content, you can tip me here at ko-fi.

If you're new, here's my masterlist.

Every help of any amount is appreciated. Sorry if this post comes off as annoying. I'm in need. This is no way me forcing you. Only if you can and if you're willing to.

Thank you.🥺🤍

Reblogs are very much appreciated.

[nkogneatho]

UPDATE: We're 750$ Away.

[mansikka]

Look at these perfect socks I got as a souvenir from Japan..! *___*

[boyfromtazmily]

[home-and-having-tea]

Things That Happened In 2021 That Dont Feel Like They Did

Prince Phillip kickin' it

That shit in the Capitol that just like never got mentioned again?

Wandavision finale

The big-ass blizzard that hit Texas

Kardashian-West divorce

Grimes-Musk breakup

Trump got his dumb ass banned from every imaginable social media out there

Apparently there was a Super Bowl this year???

Rush Limbaugh kicked the bucket and the world collectively celebrated with dancing crabs

Harry and Meghan dishing the shit on the royal family

The Boat In The Suez Canal

Republicans refusing to take the vaccine but eating horse meds for some fucking reason

The Bernie Sanders In A Chair meme

Sea shanties took over TikTok

The Redditors and the GameStop stock, god bless

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

[goobra]

nancy reagan turning out to have been the throat goat is actually the best way to end 2021