Dinosaur Nuggets

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[awkotacoinatree]

Sorry if I'm awkward at points but how are you ?

idk how long ago this was sent but im great wbu c:

[horrorphil1-deactivated20160802]

offline: haha yeah i like their videos, just a casual fan tho 

me online: 

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

did anyone see that video of the guy who was like “im really good at finding moles” and hes saying that hes gonna pull a mole right out of the ground and for a few seconds youre like ok whats the joke and then he just squats down to the grass and and jams his fist into the ground and pulls a mole up

i think about it so much

[arooooo-deactivated20160323]

@ladyepicenter

[awkotacoinatree]

THAT MOLE IS SO CUTE AWW

[just-shower-thoughts]

Urban Dictionary is the google translate of the internet

[sexemulators]

[nananana-bpdman]

Me: I’m totally independent, I don’t need anyone’s help

Also me:

[think4yaself]

[emorenita-deactivated20150420]

why aren’t these being reblogged more often? i rather see these than “keys in hand”

[havocados-deactivated20131105]

Fatality

[gainingconfidencexo-deactivated]

Umm so since I’m stupid could someone kindly explain each step for me like step 3 am i head butting him in the face or the chest? 

[musicalpandas]

I think it depends on the height of the person, but I suppose the head is a more effective target. I hope this helps :)

[mr-spiritual]

Step 1: Step back the moment he reaches for you.

Step 2: Duck!

Step 3: Head butt him in the chin. It’s very important that it is the chin and not the chest because it is much more uncomfortable and disorienting to have your teeth bang together especially if it cuts his tongue (which it will if it is in the way). More than likely height won’t matter. He will be leaning forward from the missed attempt at grabbing you.

Step 4: Knee him in the balls.

Step 5: When he doubles over, jab him on his back. I believe at the base of the neck just above the shoulder blades would be best. I’m not an expert, but this seems like the best place, imo.

Step 6: Don’t lose contact. Bring your other hand over and slam your hands against the sides of his heads as hard as possible. Right on the ears is the best place; it is extremely disorienting if done correctly. Then take his head and bring it down on your knee as you bring your knee up. It’s very important that you avoid the nose because if you knee his nose it will definitely break and more than likely the bones will stab his brain killing him, so aim for his mouth instead.

Step 7: Keep your knee up and bring your foot out to kick him over. Personally, I don’t like the image because it looks like she kicked him with her toes. You do not want to do that. Instead kick him with the ball or heel of your foot and put power behind it with a push.

Step 8: He is on the ground. You could probably stop here and he would get the picture, but if you really want to…Your leg is still in the air from the kick. With all your force slam the edge of your your heel on his side. It will be more effective if you lower your body first by bending at the knee of the leg your weight is on. Done right, you can break a rib or two.

[trustisforfools-blog]

reblogging again for that^

[mayra-quijotesca-deactivated201]

Reblogging for the steps in the image and the explanation in the comments. I don’t so much like the explanation on the image proper, but I appreciate the thought behind it (here, have a self-defense thing, it could save you) and so I’m passing it on.

[pizzoner]

yes

[urlocalmomdad]

nice

[gothicprep]

this photograph feels so sinister. it’s like the type of thing you’d find on the floor of an abandoned hospital

[dijetedrago]

me, a sensitive and very emotional person who cries easily and can’t take any criticism: i wanna fight someone

[ltc-kilgore-deactivated20181027]

[ocexanic]

[biipolarpriincess]

[badlydrawneverything]

[jaethefade]

YO THIS GIRL JUST STRAIGHT UP CAME OVER TO MY LITTLE TABLE AT THE FOOD COURT IN THE MALL AND KNOCKED MY SHIT OFF OF IT CLAIMING I WAS HAVING SEX WITH HER DUDE. I ALMOST GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH A HEAVY SET RACIALLY AMBIGUOUS WOMAN. HER BOYFRIEND WAS THERE AND CAME OVER AND THEY STARTED ARGUING ABOUT HOW I WASN'T REALLY THE GIRL AND IM LIKE BRUH, MY LOADED FRIES THOUGH. I WAS PISSED. I MADE THAT GIRL GET ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY AND LEMONADE AND TOLD HER TO LEAVE HIS WACK AS IF HE MAKES HER ACT LIKE THAT. ESPECIALLY IF HE DIDNT EVEN HAVE MONEY ON HIM TO BUY ME ANOTHER LOADED FRY KNOWING DAMN WELL HE WAS PARTIALLY RESPONSIBLE TOO. THERE IS A MORAL TO THIS STORY AND I FEEL LIKE I'D BE DOING ALL OF YOU A DISSERVICE IF I DID NOT SHARE IT: ALWAYS COUNT YOUR FRIES. COUNT OTHER PEOPLES FRIES. COUNT ALL FRIES. BECAUSE I WAS ALMOST DONE WITH MY LOADED FRIES. IT WAS ONLY LIKE FOUR FRIES LEFT. AND I GOT A WHOLE NEW ONE FOR FREE BECAUSE THOSE TWO WEREN'T SMART ENOUGH TO LOOK ON THE GROUND AND COUNT FOR THEMSELVES. THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND I AM CACKLINGGGGG

[rukudzom-deactivated20160319]

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by getting in the wrong car

So I have an internship in the city and I have to take the train in, where I then take a taxi to work. The other day I decided to try out Uber, since it’s been getting so much hype lately. So I order a car and after a few minute he calls me to say he’s at the train station. I didn’t see any cars pull up, so I ask what color his car was to see if I can spot it. He says it’s blue, and I see a blue car in the parking lot so I tell him I’ll be there in a second.

I walk up to this blue car, and the guy inside looks like the picture of the driver on the Uber app. So I get in the car and start apologizing for not seeing him in the first place, until I look up and see the man in the driver’s seat staring at me. I ask what’s wrong and he tells me to get out of the car.

Assuming it’s a joke, I start laughing and tell him the address of where I need to go. Then he tells me, with a lot more force, to get out of the car. I didn’t know what to do so I just sat there with my mouth open like an idiot. After he yelled at me for a few more minutes my brain clicked and I realized I had gotten into a stranger’s car who was in no was connected to Uber. I got out of the car as quickly as possible and walked back to the station, and when I called the Uber guy again he said I had taken too long and he had left.

Check out more TIFUs: Internet`s best fuck ups are here.

[awkotacoinatree]

kik me

someone should add me to a gc so i can make friends my kik is givemeabeanieplease #kik #kikgc #kikgroupchat #iwantinternetfriends