*{SociallyAwkwardHuman}*

|She/Her|Minor|Horror fan|Musical fan|Love Night Vale!! I also make kandi bracelets :)

[awkward-human23]

Here have some random things I’ve heard in high school last year

“Sam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover from”

“Bam bam! Jail time!”

“I don’t sit on children”

I like your mom, your mom is cute”

“I am daddy”

“Hands off my dick!”

“I’m glad I don’t see my mom”

“Aaron you don’t want me to grab you by the ear”

“Some of the craps...I mean cracks”

“I’ll beat your cheeks!”

“I will smash you!!!”

“Boom boom...in a room”

“It smells like sausage”

“Don’t quote me on that”

“SUCK MY PICKLE!!”

“Why are you still writing down quotes?”

“10^1 is 100 right?”

“You shove it that far in?”

“I don’t suck people’s toes”

“Put your feet away!”

“Everyone thinks I have a foot fetish and I don’t know why”

“You have very dry elbows”

“I want to drink a slurpee through my nose”

“Fuck it’s Thursday not Friday”

“My daddy works there”

“You’re welcome son”

“You guys all need help”-Our geography teacher @ our entire class

“Eat my butt”

“Suck my toes”

“You know what? I’m special”

“Stop watching fortnite and go talk to her”

“You’re a banana”

“Aaron you’re so funny, be my boyfriend”

“Are you still writing quotes?”

“Touch my butt”

“Snap back to reality....oop there goes gravity”

“Do cats fart?”

“I like ninjas”

“Dude you’re like my best friend I love you more than him”

“Stop I will backhand you”

“Are you just writing down quotes from everyone?”

“I can’t my wife won’t let me”

“Dickalicious”

“I don’t want AIDS”

“I’ll grab the balls and be there!”

“Make him look gay”

“I’m gunna draw a whole lotta dicks”

“Don’t do school, stay in drugs”

“Go ahead pull my hair I like it”

“Hands will be thrown. Bitches will be slapped”

“May I please borrow your genitals”

“How much tall are you?”

“That’s what it looks like when a ballsack explodes”

“I’m a boss 😎”

“He grabbed my nuts”

“He can suck my left but for all I care”

“6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!”

“ don’t make me run your foot over”

[iamsumitshubham]

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[iamsumitshubham]

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[awkward-human23]

Wow

I just realized I don’t go on this account as much

@k4ndi-c0spl4y3r is my other account

I’m more active on that one

[awkward-human23]

“Every night I lie in bed, frightening pictures fill my head, a million screams are keeping me awake”-My choir teacher (sang in the tune of A Million Dreams)

[k4ndi-c0spl4y3r]

[awkward-human23]

“YOU. ARE. AN. ANXIETY. FILLED. QUEEN!”-my friend

[awkward-human23]

Sorry if this is confusing, I can’t type out my thoughts that well.

So my dad is getting me a new phone for Christmas because the one I have now has an invalid SIM card and has been stuck in a weird apple logo loop thing multiple times. I should be thankful, and I am, but I’m also anxious as hell. There was one time I let my dad use my iPad for awhile. I turned off my notifications for messages so that you couldn’t even see that I got a message. Time skip to when he’s driving me to my aunt’s house. He told me that I “got a message” and that he checked it and saw that my friends and I swear. A lot. He also saw that my aunt and I were talking shit about him because he had sided with his (now ex) girlfriend in an argument we had. A bit of backstory for what the agreement was about. I was tired and, let’s just call his ex B, B whined to my dad about me looking at her weird, like I hate her or something (I do but I was just tired that morning). He then demanded I apologize and when I wouldn’t (why would I apologize for something as stupid as that) I went back to my moms. Anyway back to the story, He went through my messages, saw my aunt and I talking shit, and got upset. (I mean understandable but don’t go through my damn messages Jesus Christ) I was anxious the rest of the ride to my aunts and haven’t told anyone else in my family about it. So yeah I’m kind of really anxious to get a new phone.

[awkward-human23]

I got my new phone a few days before Christmas and he didn’t snoop, thank god

[tescosfinest-deactivated2013111]

i’m using Internet Explorer, i hope this posts quickly. happy new year 2011

[gravysaur-deactivated20141004]

The longer this goes on for the funnier it gets

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

The fact that, not only am I seeing this in 2020, but that I did not see hide nor hair of it till a week after New year’s, makes it 2984% better

[fred-erick-frankenstein]

While listening to My Wish by Britney Spears on the radio and the lines:

He's all I want, just for me

Underneath my Christmas tree

I'll be waiting here

Santa, that's my only wish this year.

The following picture appeared before my inner eye:

I call it Perfect Christmas Present for Jonathan Brewster

Bonus:

I hope you like it, Chonny.

But all by yourself, Doctor?

Oh, I got along just fine. He's still not very bright...

Doctor, I've waited a great many years for a chance like this.

(and then they kiss😌)

[awkward-human23]

Sorry if this is confusing, I can’t type out my thoughts that well.

So my dad is getting me a new phone for Christmas because the one I have now has an invalid SIM card and has been stuck in a weird apple logo loop thing multiple times. I should be thankful, and I am, but I’m also anxious as hell. There was one time I let my dad use my iPad for awhile. I turned off my notifications for messages so that you couldn’t even see that I got a message. Time skip to when he’s driving me to my aunt’s house. He told me that I “got a message” and that he checked it and saw that my friends and I swear. A lot. He also saw that my aunt and I were talking shit about him because he had sided with his (now ex) girlfriend in an argument we had. A bit of backstory for what the agreement was about. I was tired and, let’s just call his ex B, B whined to my dad about me looking at her weird, like I hate her or something (I do but I was just tired that morning). He then demanded I apologize and when I wouldn’t (why would I apologize for something as stupid as that) I went back to my moms. Anyway back to the story, He went through my messages, saw my aunt and I talking shit, and got upset. (I mean understandable but don’t go through my damn messages Jesus Christ) I was anxious the rest of the ride to my aunts and haven’t told anyone else in my family about it. So yeah I’m kind of really anxious to get a new phone.

[skyderman]

V Day - November 2020

finished these sometime back in november :> i’m pretty proud of them! the black version was the design i originally had in mind but i think i like the red one better

[awkward-human23]

I tried using Snapseed to edit my drawing. She has eyes I’m just not drawing them on. I am lazy and do not want to try to get them to look the same.

Edit: I added eyes

[viktorhargreeves07]

i hate the first wednesday of every month

eeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Eeeeeeeee ᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉᵉeeeeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEEE

eeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[awkward-human23]

Me: *stressed about school work*

My Grandma: *gives me some chocolate pie* Chocolate makes everything better

Me: :D

[dubiousnostalgia]

Shoutout to the only character who didn’t give me nightmares in Crashbox

[awkward-human23]

When you misspell “brain” it’s just your brain spelling their name wrong

[awkward-human23]

Hi! Your bio says you like Night Vale. (So do i!) Have you ever listened to The Lost Cat Podcast? If not, I recommend it!! It's not the same vibe as Night Vale but I would put it in the same category, as far as that it's a narrator walking the line between the mundane and the bizarre. It's pretty good, though a bit more gruesome at times than WTNV (you'll know from the first episode whether it's for you.) Ok ttyl!!

It sounds good! ^^ I’ll have to listen to it soon. Thanks for the suggestion! (it’s 12:07 AM why am I still up help)