Here have some random things Iāve heard in high school last year
āSam, I would put you in a headlock you would never recover fromā
āBam bam! Jail time!ā
āI donāt sit on childrenā
I like your mom, your mom is cuteā
āI am daddyā
āHands off my dick!ā
āIām glad I donāt see my momā
āAaron you donāt want me to grab you by the earā
āSome of the craps...I mean cracksā
āIāll beat your cheeks!ā
āI will smash you!!!ā
āBoom boom...in a roomā
āIt smells like sausageā
āDonāt quote me on thatā
āSUCK MY PICKLE!!ā
āWhy are you still writing down quotes?ā
ā10^1 is 100 right?ā
āYou shove it that far in?ā
āI donāt suck peopleās toesā
āPut your feet away!ā
āEveryone thinks I have a foot fetish and I donāt know whyā
āYou have very dry elbowsā
āI want to drink a slurpee through my noseā
āFuck itās Thursday not Fridayā
āMy daddy works thereā
āYouāre welcome sonā
āYou guys all need helpā-Our geography teacher @ our entire class
āEat my buttā
āSuck my toesā
āYou know what? Iām specialā
āStop watching fortnite and go talk to herā
āYouāre a bananaā
āAaron youāre so funny, be my boyfriendā
āAre you still writing quotes?ā
āTouch my buttā
āSnap back to reality....oop there goes gravityā
āDo cats fart?ā
āI like ninjasā
āDude youāre like my best friend I love you more than himā
āStop I will backhand youā
āAre you just writing down quotes from everyone?ā
āI canāt my wife wonāt let meā
āDickaliciousā
āI donāt want AIDSā
āIāll grab the balls and be there!ā
āMake him look gayā
āIām gunna draw a whole lotta dicksā
āDonāt do school, stay in drugsā
āGo ahead pull my hair I like itā
āHands will be thrown. Bitches will be slappedā
āMay I please borrow your genitalsā
āHow much tall are you?ā
āThatās what it looks like when a ballsack explodesā
āIām a boss šā
āHe grabbed my nutsā
āHe can suck my left but for all I careā
ā6 6 and 6 are missing! This is a conspiracy!ā
ā donāt make me run your foot overā

















