I'm uncomfortable with emotions

Kay i want to meet all the cats in the world [they/them]

[catchymemes]

[memewhore]

[ladyshinga]

[meat-wand]

what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

[relelvance]

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Noodles aren’t a “thing” anymore. I made a bowl of ramen and my mom turned it upside down on the table and called the police.

[lovingthetech]

I’m so desensitized to this hellsite that even with forgetting to read the URL, this didn’t even faze me.

[rif-art]

One last wish

[nathsketch]

Never let go of your imagination ️🍃🌻

All done with this lady, and some other lovelies too :)

Hope you all have a great weekend! 🌼

[nflstreet]

[nancythedrew]

me every time HeR posts an “update”:

[hungwy]

Worst part of living with animals is the night time sloppy licking cleaning noises I'm sorry but I cannot sleep . Please fhcking stop please please olease

[icariancarrrion]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

just learned the lockpicking lawyer is an actual (retired) lawyer.. for some reason i assumed he wouldn’t be? like it didn’t remotely occur to me that a channel called the lockpicking lawyer would be a lawyer

[dingdongyouarewrong]

HE WHAT

[heavenleighvibez]

tumblr has been the longest relationship I’ve ever had

[theocseason4]

[guerrillatech]

[buttercupbuck]

[theanti90smovement]

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[powersnail]

they lock tom brady in a room and only let him out to do football

[virovac]

Or he could just be an introvert.

I’ve only had a strawberry once, and am not interested in recreational stimulants.

[nucleosynthetic-deactivated2021]

im sorry i keep reblogging this over and over but i have been thinking about this comment all day

[lgb-without-t-deactivated202509]

Me, leaving my friend’s apartment with his load tightly clenched in my ass to go get a DNA test done to see if his questionable girlfriend really is pregnant with his child:

[unclefather]

hello??