An Average Day

I’m fixing stuff and taking things. Translate as you will.

[repairedcheshire]

My cat will only ask to be held when I’m taking a long number 2, and now my legs are fully asleep.

[decompose1]

real exchange i overheard between two of my bosses. ????

[decompose1]

why is this getting notes again everyone STOP talking about white collar & rich guy shit i am a BLUE COLLAR DYKE!!!! THIS IS A JANITORIAL COMPANY!!!! i will NOT let you make this about white collar businessmen the poors are funny too ok

[repairedcheshire]

Seriously, the random flirting between blue collar higher ups is real, and usually between a couple of the most macho men you will ever see.

[dajo42]

it’s been ten years

[geniusoflove]

its been 12 years

[shivshivshivvyyy]

13 years

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

14 years

[momperlman-deactivated20251022]

15 years

[dammmithardison]

16 years

[thswrtchdthng]

Loss is a dancing queen, young and sweet, only 17

[repairedcheshire]

Los is now old enough to die in a war and vote! So proud!!!

[minnesotacore]

Wait…. How have I not done a Saint Paul vs Minneapolis poll yet?!?

No nuance, no suburbs. Where do your loyalties lie.

Which is better?

Saint Paul

Minneapolis

Remaining time: 3 days 3 hours

[repairedcheshire]

I prefer the one not owned by Scientologists, tbh.

[repairedcheshire]

I wish there was a way to spit with your eyes.

[gracious-midnight]

I love how everyone is releasing sad music while I'm on antidepressants and incapable of feeling sadness

[repairedcheshire]

I recently talked to my psychiatrist about how I no longer cry at sad movies, and ended my description with “but at least I still cry a bit during intense discussions about politics”

[enbysean]

thought this would be a banger on tumblr

[repairedcheshire]

You were right and I love you

[repairedcheshire]

Well, there’s your problem.

[shattersaurus]

Hello everyone!

Last year I started designing a series of Coat of Arms, themed in the spirit of Pride Month and using different mythological creatures as heraldic animals. I now aim to turn these designs into wearable pins and will be running a Kickstarter in July to fund this endeavor! I have found a very trustworthy local manufacturer, who has already shown the quality of their craftsmanship with the first batch of test pins I received, just look at the detail they were able to produce!

Since I try to support local manufacturers, which produce pins with fair wages and are more ethical than outside of Europe, the pins are more expensive to create than through the usual pipeline via Asia.

I therefore seek to crowdfund the expenses since they would be more than I can afford. If you are interested and look forward to support this little endeavor, please follow the link below to sign up for a mailing list. People who signed up on the email list and pledged during the campaign will receive an exclusive sticker set by the end of a successful launch consisting of the following designs:

SIGN UP ON OUR PRELAUNCH WAITING LIST TO GET THESE LITTLE GUYS FOR FREE

[repairedcheshire]

HOLYSHITIMADRAGON

[dragon-in-a-fez]

people act like having breakfast for dinner is weird and special when in fact it's the most widespread and normalised meal identity transgression out there. talk to me when you're having dinner for breakfast, snack for dinner, lunch for brunch,

[repairedcheshire]

Sleep for lunch

[eraserheadadult]

as a lover of Women Fighting & Killing media it's so important to me when they actually let the women look like shit. you know what i mean. like im so bored when a woman is in what's supposed to be a brutal fight and her hair is just aesthetically tousled or something and her makeup is still pristine. fuck offfff. if she's beating the shit out of someone and fighting for her life she should be covered in blood n bile she should look like she got hit by a truck and the truck exploded

[repairedcheshire]

My I add: Atomic Blonde (2017)

Couldn’t find a better photo, but she

Rocks peoples shit

Gets her shit rocked

Rocks a lady to completion

Truly the female action star of all time.

[notavampireartist15]

it's insane how jonathan sims is the most normal out of the podcast protagonists we got

- doug 'holds the toothpaste hostage' eiffel

- warren 'stabs himself through the hand to give his best friend a tortoise' godby

- mike 'saws his arm off at the left shoulder' walters

- whatever carpenter and faulkner have going on

- arthur 'ate a man and it probably wasn't even the worst day of his life' lester

we as a fandom joke about him being a weird little Creature but honestly he's a regular guy compared to the utter mess the others are

[akaanmo]

i think i just witnessed a miracle

[fractiousrvt]

There is always hope

[repairedcheshire]

There’s always hope for us to dream with.

Bookmark that fic, you never know.

[duckin-round]

fifth chapter of show me the world (as i’d love to see it) is out!

[repairedcheshire]

One sec let me read something…

[repairedcheshire]

Okay yeah, it’s good.

[duckin-round]

fifth chapter of show me the world (as i’d love to see it) is out!

[repairedcheshire]

One sec let me read something…

[temporalreplicsimile]

🌈rice🌈

[repairedcheshire]

Rice

[repairedcheshire]

Does anyone know if there’s any PPE that looks more steampunk? I gotta wear a bunch when I feed the mammoths and I hate the yellow apron and giant green gloves I gotta wear. The goggles are fine I guess.