[daughterofthestars]

Tumblr ads are getting increasingly incomprehensible, yet relatable.

[sugarplumharry-deactivated20170]

Snoop Dogg narrating planet earth is what the world needs

[1alyssaayaan-deactivated2018090]

we dem boys

[guncharge]

i need a series to be made off of this 

[dungeonmastersdiary]

[lxght-speed]

this is why the world is beautiful, maybe its just me but i find this cool as fuck

[unwinona]

“Your kid says hi.” -The sun

[weavemama]

Malala really is a class act for standing up against the horrors many women and girls face around the world. She needs to be protected at all costs, bc the world needs more people like her.

[twinkest12]

A Hero.

[babyanimalgifs]

[vrgnmry]

WHY DID THIS HAVE TO END

[saysomethingsurreal]

OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDD

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

*points at ur bulge* is this seat taken

[hozzdelight]

Girls are so bold that’s such a turn on

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

im a guy

[hozzdelight]

Oops lol no thank you

[wetfag-deactivated20170404]

I never offered to give you anything

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: *finishes task* me: dopamine please brain: *releases dopamine* me: thank you brain: youre welcome

[ghazman]

[gjsjsifisjdkeoskhqudidbwjsidk-d]

dopamine machine broke

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

dirty kisses…

[erines]

From this point of view, it is as if I am strapped to a chair and forced to endure this bird’s sweet kisses

[dappermouth]

there was something in the pool last night

[volatilevibes]

Okay so, where I live (Canada, Newfoundland) we have the smallest ponies.

And the biggest dogs

Here’s a size comparison for the Newfoundland dog 

and together

That is a full grown dog and pony together LOOK AT THAT! Now if you don’t think that’s the greatest shit ever I don’t know what is!

[nicoledollanganger]

WE FOUND THIS IN THE CEMETERY

[youngbloodbuzz]

#april ludgate-dwyer when she dies

[babyanimalgifs]

Tumblr needs more cats sitting in plant pots.

[tastefullyoffensive]

What a good boy. (via meriah_j)

[perchu-deactivated20180224]

im alive but only ironically

[gingeremrys]

Spider-Man: Homecoming Iconic Realistic High School™ Moments

“I’ll just be myself” “Peter nobody wants that" 

Oblivious shop teacher 

DIVERSITY 

Michelle reading a book while pretending to work in gym class 

Liz and her friends playing FMK with the avengers 

Peter getting defensive about him being 15 not of 14 

Peter grabbing gummy worms and a sandwich so he has a snack while he’s off being spidey 

Ned’s party hat

Flash bullying Peter verbally using really lame puns of his name

Liz checking her makeup in her selfie camera and showing Peter funny/cute pictures on her phone on the way to Homecoming

Super awkward morning announcement videos from the film class and/ or student council 

Apathetic gym teacher showing required videos 

“What are you doing?” “Uhhhh… looking at porn?”

Ned and Peter’s secret handshake

Lego deathstar 

“What are you doing?” “Nothing… you?” “…Chess” 

“Where are you going we have a Spanish test?”

[showerthoughtsofficial]

How important do you have to be to have been “assassinated” instead of “murdered”?

[sneppythebagel-deactivated20251]

That is…a good question

[sadakotetsuwan]

If the motivation is political, then it’s assassination. Otherwise it’s murder. You cannot be assassinated by accident.

If a jilted ex murders the Prince of Placeland, it’s just a murder.

If a jilted ex is also a member of a rival political faction, it may be assassination.

If a jilted ex is driving home in tears and accidentally runs over the Prince of Placeland in the middle of the night in a neighborhood where the streetlights are out because of the prince’s questionable infrastructure policy, it’s manslaughter.

[lnane]

Thanks murder side of tumblr

[trjoel]

“Millennials are so entitled"

[lucasnoahs]

Actually, the ‘you’re welcome’/’no problem’ issue is simply a linguistics misunderstanding. Older ppl tend to say you’re welcome, younger ppl tend to say no problem. This is because for older people the act of helping or assiating someone is seen as a task that is not expected of them, but is them doing extra, so it’s saying ‘I accept your thanks because I know I deserve it.’

‘No problem’, however, is used because younger people feel not only that helping or assisting someone is a given and expected, but also that it should be stressed that you’re need for help was no burden to them (even if it was).

Basically, older people think help is a gift you give, younger people think help is an expectation required of them.

[humanityinahandbag]

DAMN STRAIT.

[daggers-drawn]

Basic Millennial complaint: “I want shelter and economic security.” Some bitter old man: “WHAT THE FUCK? WHO TOLD YOU THAT YOU DESERVE ANYTHING? THANK ME WHEN YOU BAG MY GROCERIES FOR ME, PEON.”