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Right now I feel overwhelmed with “silly” crushes on straight guys. There’s the wrestler with the Firmest ass and bulging muscles, the swimmer who according to his team mates is very fortunate, the runner with amazing legs and superb hair, and the soccer player who is so sweet and kind. Ugh! why do they all have to be straight.

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Update!!!!

The swimmer was curious and experimented with me multiple times (he asked me)... and his team was not lying. He still identifies as straight but I respect what he says (he also says I’m the best he’s had so far) and the choices he makes.

So follow your dreams even if they’re straight.

#wtf #omg #what #how #gay guys do it better

pros and cons of ravenclaw house

pros:

most artistic house

good at thinking outside the box

the best story tellers hands down

they’d be that one kid who manages to solve the problems and help everyone else understand the work because the teacher can’t explain it right

really humorous in general, sarcastic and satirical is their best

good mediators for any sort of argument

great at brainstorming sessions

cons:

hipster scum

they’re, overall, the laziest house

tend to be condescending even if their grades suck because they know all the answers

most likely to be stoners

whiny babies

put everything off until the last minute because they “work best under pressure”

they get a song stuck in their head and they hum it for the rest of the day until you hate them, the song, and everything else

other houses: (x) (x) (x)

Me: My life is falling apart

My friend: No. Life falls together.

*puts on sock*

There's a hole in my sock.

Me: Life falls together. Socks fall apart.

My friend: Now you've got it.

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*snoozes alarm every 5 minutes for 4 hours* Wow I feel so refreshed. great sleep.

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6 Things to Tell Yourself Today

1. I matter. 2. I’ll get through this. 3. I am a beautiful. 4. I deserve to be loved. 5. I can find peace, happiness and contentment. 6. I have the power and the will to survive.

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“He’s a 57 year old fuckwit. He shot – he is – he shot three people at an abortion clinic, ‘cause he was pro life. How can you be pro life and shoot someone?” – Russell Howard on the man who attacked an abortion clinic in Colorado. [x]