[fallohmeintothedark]

if u wanna date me I hope u like excessive swearing and long talks about feminism

[jovan]

[yorshs]

whys tumblr always so dead on sundays

[partingipheion]

no post on sundays

[madfanwithabox-deactivated20130]

[gameraboy]

[kelsium]

#this is the weirdest year

[parkchanwoohoo]

[justbadpuns]

What did the dry erase marker say to the blackboard? Nothing! Dry erase markers don’t chalk.

[awkwardnerdmuffingirl]

11 months out of the year: life is a trainwreck

in december: life is a polar expresswreck

[alycyn]

trying to flirt like

[owlcityofficial-deactivated2016]

I’ve got a lot of great qualities. like major self esteem issues, overanalyzing everything, and I also like cats

[glitterweave]

I’ve never related to something so much before 

[andistoodtherelovingyou]

[loversdearest]

SEND THIS TO SOMEONE WITH NO CONTEXT

[santa]

i like this young man’s mentality

[pylades-drunk-hari-vibing]

@the-truth-is-plain-to-see us af

[tastefullyoffensive]

(photo via Irving_the_Cat)

[awkwardnerdmuffingirl]

I fucking hate myself

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[falsedetective]

this election has gone completely off the rails and it’s still only february i am LIVING

[falsedetective]

it’s march and it’s time for an update

[falsedetective]

as of april 4, 2016

[okaynadine-null-deactivated2014]

i hope everybody who reblogged this wacky hilarious text post fails all their classes and finds themselves stuck in a dead-end minimum wage job for the rest of their life

i’m so very glad tumblr is popularizing poor work ethic and laziness. what a great thing. i guess that means more income for people who actually take their lives seriously

[nentindo-deactivated20210501]

[squarizona]

my brother found this old menu board at a thrift store and hung it up in his apartment looking like this