dude, where's my iceberg?

| cis female | aromantic asexual | she/her | 34yo | | call me awkpen, penguin, or teviya | | introvert | cat lover | dog appreciator | | temple administrator | writer | teacher | Reform Jew | | My AO3 |

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

Dragon of the Yuyan Master Post

AO3 Series Landing Page

Part 1 Anchor Point Post | AO3

Part 2 Conflict of Interest Post | AO3

Part 3 Melee Post | AO3

Part 4 Camaraderie Post | AO3

Part 5 Stealth Chapter 1 Post | AO3 Chapter 2 Post | AO3 Chapter 3 Post | AO3

Part 6 Mission Post | AO3

Part 7 Debrief Post | AO3

Part 8 Rebellion Post | AO3

Part 9 Alliance Chapter 1 Post | AO3 Chapter 2 Post | AO3

Part 10 Nemesis Post | AO3

Part 11 Perspective Post | AO3

Part 12 Education Post | AO3

Part 13 Ascent Post | AO3

Part 14 Confrontation Post | AO3

Part 15 Siege Post | AO3

Part 16 FUBAR Post | AO3

Part 17 Anniversary Post | AO3

Part 18 Occupation Post | AO3

Part 19 Mirage Post | AO3

Part 20 Miscommunication Post | AO3

Part 21 Pursuit Post | AO3

Part 22 Exposure Post | AO3

Part 23 Justification Post | AO3

Part 24 Escort Post | AO3

Part 25 Reconnaissance Post | AO3

Part 26 Reconstruction Post | AO3

Part 27 Contact Post | AO3

Part 28 Manipulation Post | AO3

Part 29 R and R Post | AO3

Part 30 Extraction Post | AO3

Part 31 Sacrifice Post | AO3

Part 32 Shock Post | AO3

Part 33 Recruitment Chapter 1 Post | AO3 Chapter 2 Post | AO3 Chapter 3 Post | AO3

Part 34 Infiltration Post | AO3

Part 35 Homefront Post | AO3

Part 36 Materiel Post | AO3

Part 37 Message Post | AO3

Part 38 Terrorism Post | AO3

Part 39 Rendezvous Post | AO3

Part 40 Invasion Post | AO3

Part 41 Retreat Post | AO3

Part 42 Resolve Post | AO3

Part 43 Incarceration Post | AO3

Part 44 Closure Post | AO3

Part 45 Legend Post | AO3

Part 46 Procedure Post | AO3

Part 47 Objective Post | AO3

Part 48 Combat Post | AO3

Part 49 Aftermath Chapter 1 Post | AO3 Chapter 2 Post | AO3 Chapter 3 Post | AO3

Part 50 Healing Post | AO3

Part 51 Victory Post | AO3

Part 52 Command Post | AO3

Part 53 Ultimatum Post | AO3

Part 54 Reunion Post | AO3

Part 55 Rebirth Post | AO3

Part 56 Resilience Post | AO3

[thissweetenamor]

[sourdough-seal]

“how did you get into writing” girl nobody gets into writing. writing shows up one day at your door and gets into you

[orbitalmirror]

"how did you get into writing" girl i've been tormented by the visions since i was eight years old

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

“how did you get into writing” girl i learned how to form a paragraph and type in the same year and i’ve never been normal since

[picklesinabottle]

murderbot: art, children are nasty and I don't understand why you like them so much

also murderbot: being touched by children is not as bad as it should be. I would rather be touched by ten children simultaneously than a single human adult. Ohhhh their bones are so tinyyy how do they hold anything with such little bones!!

[bingutop]

You are trapped in an elevator with the person on your lockscreen. Who is it?

Reblog with who you get stuck with~

[tanoraqui]

Three is the hot girl at the party and at least 4 different spaceship-sized AIs are clustered around it, trying desperately to do the academic equivalent of flirting

[yearofdoodles]

The reveal that secunit is writing its bitchy little diaries in real time while hanging out in three's consciousness was so funny to me 📝

[starilicious]

AHHHHH THIS IS SO AMAZING I LOVE IT

[artchivary]

That one platform decay scene. To me 👍

Stills of MB's signs ⬇️

[hermit-skrab]

Love that Murderbot sees itself as the absolute worst most dangerous thing in any room at any given time

Except ☝️when a combat SecUnit or combat bot shows up

Then it's a very sudden turn to "I am a mid sized herding breed and that is a fucking wolf. All my sheep and myself are going to die"

[systlin]

The wild thing is that Murderbot has, in fact, fought and destroyed multiple other combat bots and combat SecUnits.

Murderbot sees itself as a medium sized border collie when it is, in fact, a Kangal with a spiked anti-wolf collar and a known wolf kill count.

[murderhealion]

secunit just compared recognizing art's feed to hearing a familiar heartbeat. what the FUCK i am ILL STOP DOING THIS TO ME MURDERBOT

[starilicious]

it is genuinely so sweet of the rogue secunit to immediately offer the hack to probably one of the first secunits it found. its first instinct with its newfound, REAL sense of freedom is to get away and free other secunits. it didn't even hesitate! it just gave it away like it was a costco sample, offering it to whoever it could find

[hermit-skrab]

Platform Decay timeline

1) Infiltrate space dock with Apprentice

2) Arrive in Space!Colorado 🗻 biome to rescue your humans #myhumans

3) Feed humans lunch at Space!Rainforest Cafe biome 🌳🌴

4) Steal go kart and drive directly into Space!Mad Max 🏎

5) Get pit maneuvered by frat bros (derogatory) in Kyle's mom's luxury RV

6) Steal Kyle's mom's luxury RV 🚐

7) Arrive in Gang War biome (also in space)

8) Rescue/steal additional humans from crack den #myhumans #adoptdontshop

9) Battle of Blair Mountain (short) (accidental)

10) Industrial Wasteland Roadtrip 🏭🏗

11) Meet up with wayward Apprentice/Slave revolt leader? #vivalarevolution ✊️

12) We heard you like distractions so we put a distraction in your distraction

13) Fuck him, we'll find you a better father, not me, gross

14) Arrive at getaway car driven by Eldritch Horror spouse 👹

[biorusted]

SecUnit Three is so charming. Like what do you mean it's liked by the other University MIs and listens to them lecture at it. What did you mean it went on a rogue freeing rampage when it was supposed to go home and then thought up a (bad) lie to tell its teammate and transport. What do you mean 'it could be a we problem'

[annabelle--cane]

[platform decay posting]

oddly heartening for murderbot and this rando rogue secunit to make the construct equivalent of Angry Eye Contact across a bar brawl but still try to quickly shove life-saving files at each other. I will fucking kill you if you even breathe at my humans but here have some class solidarity whateverrrrrrr.

[sssundered]

like a koala

[waspsinthewater]

im so happy

[annabelle--cane]

ily three. it doesn't know how to mask or code switch and it doesn't really care to learn. its favorite thing to do is listen to science lectures from omniscient egomaniacs and this has accidentally made it PSUMNT's new hot popular girl (gender neutral) for all the advanced machine intelligences. it knows exactly what it wants from the word go and what it wants is to do a really really good job helping other secunits in perilous situations. it's excruciatingly bad at waving at people. it likes sightseeing. it jumpstarts a construct revolution the first chance it gets because why wouldn't it? all the constructs we know it's met have helped it and been its friends. also its name is three.

[sanscest69]

I just realized that many many people have jobs

Rb with your job, wtf do you people do while offline???

[awkwardpenguinproductions]

Are you sure you want to know???