✨IT’S OKAY TO CRY, FUUNSAIKI✨

i’m hai. “woke activist librarian” according to the local incels. fuck around and find out. minors dni.

[sword-and-stars]

Buy Haicrescendo a Coffee. ko-fi.com/haicrescendo

Buy a Coffee for Haicrescendo with Ko-fi.com

So uh. I made a ko-fi? No pressure at all, but there was interest, so feel free to buy me a drink if you’d like!

[constance-mcentee-deactivated20]

Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.

"I can note your interest in that feature for future development."

[milk5-deactivated20260704]

Beware the buttery winds of pierogi madness

[sword-and-stars]

Strattland people I love you and respect what you’re putting down on principle but we are fundamentally different people

[woodsywarbler]

you know those videos of tortoises getting brushed? yeah

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

I see your “Rocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans can’t hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words mean” and raise you “Rocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that ‘bad bad bad’ isn’t actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.”

Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rocky’s been saying is “shit shit shit”.

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Eridian government representative: Greetings Rocky, Saviour of Erid, and Grace, Saviour from Beyond the Stars. We are pleased to welcome you home.

Grace, haltingly on the keyboard Rocky built for him: Wassup bitches. Fucking jazzed to—

Rocky: GRACE STOP TALKING NOW NOW NOW I EXPLAIN LATER

[nanzyn]

your world is dying. your husband presumably dies in space so now you're a widow and your world is still dying. then 50-ish years later your husband everyone assumed was dead pulls up in a random spaceship full of a highly volatile atmosphere with the solution to your impending apocalypse and none of the original crew from his mission and instead with a wet, blobby alien that he pack bonded with and almost died for and is now emotionally codependent on that now wont stop complaining about the temperature of the water in its enclosure. your name is adrian and you dont know how you got here

[paper-mache-stars]

been thinking about grace and adrian being alike

[sonoftheria]

✴︎ BETRAYED STRAYS ✴︎

[cloudabserk]

just watched an interview with james ortiz (rocky’s puppeteer) where he’s like “they were torturing ryan gosling for this movie. it was killing him. he was developing isolation sickness in real life from being the only actor on set for 6 months. i needed to be there for him even when rocky wasn’t in frame to serve as his guiding light and the sole thread tethering him to the concept of love. i was kneeling at the altar” and what

[ramqiu]

the upgraded xenonite suit was invented shortly after

inspired by this tweet

[occudo]

They wear suits, but they don't even know basic etiquette.

Based on @cowardsexual 's post of a very sleepy phm science team and Grace's teacher instincts

[wayba3]

The cutest little guys who could say no to them

[howling-wizard2]

carnivore on carnivore ccomfort

[familyofpaladins]

Looks like Grace and Rocky both fell asleep. Would you mind watching over them as they sleep on your dash? Thanks

(or see them napping on the beach)

[dxzziie]

i forgot to post these rocky and adrian doodles here oops

the lovers ever

[thefloatingstone]

When your cat falls asleep on you.