Awkward Rammstein photos on the internet

With dumb captions to go along with it. -- The title says it all. Schneider is the queen of this blog. Submissions are always welcome!

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You see this creature running up to you on all fours in a dark alley. What do you do?

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I’m gonna fuck it

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Please don’t do that

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Alright so this is in regards to your cover photo. If Till was pregnant (assuming it was possible lol) who in the band would be the father and why?

Hmm...that's a good question. I think it would be Richard. Why? Have you seen how Till cuddles up against him during Heirate mich? Plus, everyone is thirsty for RZK, so...

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I've just found your blog and holy shit you have made my day!! I love your posts so much 😂😂💕

Thank you so much! I know I have been very dead as of late. But please know that I very much appreciate the message. Now if I can stop being lazy, I will post some more.

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Paused at the right moment to get this beautiful RZK face.

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Mind if I relate to this

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schneider machine broke

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Till has been shunned by the rest of the band. Now the only companion he has is his beloved Benzin. Sent in by @cleverchaosballoon

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When I get told I'm funny

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Me on a Tuesday

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When I see new Rammstein photos.

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Paul…that outfit is hideous.