Excelsior.

Hi (◡‿◡✿) | 20 | Las Vegas, NV | Meme Dweeb

[tealesbian]

the rain: makes that soft rain sound

me immediately:

[theglowpt2-deactivated20200101]

if you’ve seen the breaking news that trump just signed an executive order today to end the family separation policy here’s some quick info to keep things in perspective

this doesn’t end the “zero tolerance” policy of prosecuting anyone who crosses the border “illegally” 

the only thing this changes is that going forward, entire families will be detained together while awaiting prosecution 

this offers no solution for freeing the thousands of children currently held in ICE child prisons or any path to reuniting them with their families 

children will still be detained and treated as criminals

this will likely lead to thousands of families being held in ICE facilities and tent cities that will face the exact same issues of overcrowding, abuse, and inhumane conditions that exist in the child prisons

this is not a victory or a solution. This is the administration trying to cover their asses and avoid any more public outrage. They want people to see this as the end of the news story and go back to their lives. They want people to forget the thousands of children they are still keeping in cages in ICE facilities across the nation. This issue is not over and we cannot stop being outraged until we are given proof that the thousands of kidnapped children are returned to their families, and that the policy of arresting and prosecuting people who cross the border is ended. 

[awkwardtextposts]

I’ve been gone for a while and it’s mostly bc I didn’t remember my password but it’s nice to see all my mutuals are still here and my followers are peacefully here hello lovelies ❤️💓💜💕💗💞

[tarynel]

What’s your fantasy?

[pleasestopandrew]

I wake up, my debt is all paid off, my bank account is full, my relationships with my family are healthy, and I’m able to travel anywhere in the world.

[sophiamariabaeks]

reblog for this ultimate fantasy life to come true

[saltyseabrine]

Sometimes???? Filmmakers really need to look at a cast and ask themselves: are there too many men here??? How many men do we really need????? Why are there so many men

[acciodanvers]

Sometimes???? Filmmakers really need to look at a cast and ask themselves: are there too many white people here??? How many white people do we really need????? Why are there so many white people

[ruinedchildhood]

Spongebob is the mother fuckin devil

[bravelittlepixel]

Mint is a weird flavour, how can something taste like cold?

[markscherz]

Menthol, a chemical found in mint leaves, activates the same ion-channel protein in your nerves as a drop in temperature, causing the same sensation.

[loserfuck]

Nerd.

[tendie-defender]

The ultimate battle to the death!

Spartan Alcoholic vs the Green Knight of Diabetes

[unclebeanbag]

Sir Diabetes of Dialyses will win 

[celestial-naiad]

@crankyda3rd

[thefencebeetle]

They don’t stand a chance against Amazon Prime.

[tendie-defender]

Amazon prime as entered the ring to fight the survivor.

The winner of the Amazon prime fit will battle the raining champion! Bud light samurai!

[absolute-wumbo]

THE NATTY ICE BESERKER FIGHTS TILL DEATH OR VALHALLA

[tendie-defender]

Go back to the gym broskie …. Robert Downingbrews is here.

[sculptingsuccess]

This would be so cool if it wasnt a bunch of shitty beers

[tendie-defender]

You disrespect my brewskie bretherin! You shall pay with your life!

[sculptingsuccess]

You may try

[tendie-defender]

Don’t make me start a civil war over this.

[supersoftly]

None can compare to the mighty Tim Horton Knight

[mwg-drwg]

Box,,, man.

[bannableoffense-deactivated2018]

extremely good post

[tc-meme-queen]

Wow Nintendo Labo looks great

[just-shower-thoughts]

No one has seen you at your worst like your corner store cashier.

[shortmage]

this is food delivery driver erasure

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

oh this is my goldfish his name is wet little bitch

[deathgripspussy]

Every detail about this image is fucking hilarious

[aaliyahbreaux]

Best known for African American sitcoms like iCarly

[savaagecaabaage-deactivated2021]

I wonder what Hermione did the whole train ride to Hogwarts while Harry and Ron had the flying car

[bexhibitionist]

Probably had the only peace and quiet she’ll ever have for the rest of her life.

[bloop9-deactivated20190507]

and then god said

[ddbdbdbdbdbdbd-deactivated20180]

that’s how it is on this bitch of an earth

[fstw-deactivated20141229]

I get to upgrade my phone in 10 days what should I get

[tropius2-deactivated20160313]

[jbirdoftheriverlands-deactivate]

Emoji spell for extreme good luck for the next two months

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Likes charge. Reblogs CAST

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[mwg-drwg]

They deserve more respect from the general public…

[gnarlykickflip]

who?

[mwg-drwg]

The retail worker reading this