Awkward Theoretical Dope

Farts in your cereal.

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Yes.

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Pendleton Ward is the coolest.

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FLUXO, 2012

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I love comic artists.

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wait what i don’t get it

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Lol it’s funny because fat people are always hungry which is why they’re fat lololol

I actually hate her

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are you fucking kidding me

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beginning to dislike her more and more

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she is kind of rounded out herself so where does she even get the right??

but wow what a bitch

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And here we have another case of Tumblr being brain dead retarded.

This fine man who had a fat joke made at his expense is Zach Galifianakis. Zach is an actor known for his comedic roles in movies such as the “Hangover” and is also known for his stand-up.

Zach has a comedy show called “Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis” a show where he interviews well known celebrities and “Maintains an awkward and often antagonistic demeanor with his guests, asking them bizarre and inappropriate questions mixed with off-handed non sequiturs on a set that intentionally resembles a low-budget amateur production fit for public-access television.”

So you see Tumblr, Jennifer Lawrence wasn’t actually being a bitch. She was ACTING like a bitch for the sake of comedy which Mr. Galifianakis himself was fully aware of because he wrote the script, thus making fun of himself.

I know the majority of you are fat as hell because you lack the discipline to actually change your lifestyle by cutting out fast food and sugary drinks but you need to learn that in comedy everything is fair game.

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Tumblr gettin’ schooled always has a place on my blog. 

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Boy, Jennifer Lawrence does a really bad Steve Carell impression. 

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Darko Kreculj

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Boys don’t understand the horrible view girls have of themselves

AMEN

Literally fml

I’ll always reblog this I think

I should show this to guys when they make comments.

no you dont understand how fucking accurate this is. 

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honestly i reblog this every time because i think that this is me honest to god this is exactly what i see

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I think that view is lovely.

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reblog and make a wish

this is my second time reblogging and my first wish came true so

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i have to

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why not

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i did this a few days ago and it also came true, i was freaked out like fuck

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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

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here goes nothing

well lets see 

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love this

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i remember a few months ago, wishing that my crush would like me back on this post 

and now he’s my bf

..WISHING AGAIN. YAY

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woah the notes! 

<3 lets hope. 

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It will only happen if you truly believe it’s possible.

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id do anything for this.

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I don't find this particularly moving romantically, but I do want to ace a job interview once again. 

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Little Miss Sunshine. Stole my heart and stuffed it into a fat suit. 

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This is my new favorite post of all time. There will literally be nothing greater than this.

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Goddamit.

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