i’m big boss bowser 💫

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

Gotta post weird kinks so people unfollow brb

[grippysockgang-deactivated20230]

Time to pull out the big guns

Affection

Intimacy

Commitment

[vonkarn]

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

[bigsoftbison]

sorry i got dizzy and passed out when you showed me your titties. i’m in love with you

[houseof1000cokebags]

it’s always post tits never oh my god let me send u money just for existing

[jenesaiscloud]

aint no sleep for the silly

[thickness-protection-program]

[ohheyitsjustjinx]

No babe don't worry, that loud noise was just my joints popping as I got on my knees for you

[socialmaya]

[huffylemon]

[huffylemon]

[fairycosmos]

god i love coming home and being at home and sitting inside my home and staying home

[nessa007]

[thecarebearglare]

[doublevampires]

todays wikipedia rabbit hole has gone some places

[huffylemon]

[imeverywoman420]

“You never pretended to be a bride when you were a little girl?” No???? Like literally never?

[sanctuarycove]

I made witch soups in my garden

[rumwik]

I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

[mccoalminer]

[memewhore]

[pepprs]

[spacelazarwolf]

i’m sorry but this is killibg me

[only-cat-memes]