Now that tumblrs sfw im a cryptid here.

Jake, 25+ (i forget to update alot soz), he/him pronouns

[roswellsoup]

[nitw]

ITS NOT EVEN HALFWAY THROUGH EP1 I CANT DO THISSSSSS

[nitw]

i'm so glad you all understand. he literally said this out loud:

[littleguysdaily]

[wronglystarryoasis]

funniest shit I’ve seen all day

[sharkfiinn]

omnidirectional

i couldnt decide between these two similar ideas i had so you get both LOLLLLLL

[jimbles-archive]

[valeriapryanikova]

THE BUTCHER / THE BUTCHERED

[shilohtx]

pitter patter putter patter *you look down and see this*

[mrsketchy]

@clawfootboy​

I trust him

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[mimosa-sex-tea-people-contrsf]

Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Final Round

Senshi (Dungeon Meshi)

Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)

Mr. Ant Tenna (Deltarune)

Voting ended onJul 20

Tenna art by @9Aaaalt29 on twt

[oneheadtoanother]

[car-fer]

Part 2 of 3: Grace's POV

[car-fer]

Part 1 of 3: Simon's POV

I got no new comics yet so Im'ma post this short animatic I made a couple of weeks ago... It's a trilogy so buckle up for part 2 and 3 😁🙌

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[afterword]

[biglawbear]

This is really funny on dark mode

[transfeminine-anarcho-post-egg]

On dark mode this is like a clown trying to hide behind a light pole.

[malvolios-yellow-stockings]

Composure being compromised

[cringeunworthy]

I'm gonna get so much mileage out of this one