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@awrfhiphil
hello again. it has been THREE YEARS since I've logged onto this site. I am now 25 lol. people have been reblogging my first ever gif, so I got some email notifs. if you told me I had to make a gif rn, I would not be able to. it has been that long. hope you all are well xx
“It’s like a hurricane!!”
Phil Lester—Not your average weatherman.
Phil's bad restaurant experience | 11.03.2021
Phil: I went to dinner with someone and it wasn't a date, it was more just like a dinner. They weren't a friend either, it was just a person I went to dinner with. Anyway-
Dan *hyena laugh*: What the fuck. Why did you go to dinner with this person?
Phil: I'm not going to give too many information details.
Dan: Okay? Okay.
Phil: I'm about to spill it slightly.
Dan: Spill it, Lester. I will out them.
Phil: ... no.
Dan: Okay.
Phil: You can't.
Dan: Do I know this-? Okay, we'll see.
Phil: They are 100% not listening.
Dan: We'll see. I'll tag them.
Phil *chuckling*: I wouldn't- No.
*Dan's hyuna laugh returns*
Phil: Dan, stop making me laugh. Listen!
*both laugh, Dan loudly, Phil fondly*
Dan *mimics*: Listen!
Phil *deep breath*: Ordered my food in the restaurant with this guy.
Dan *barely contained laughter*: Yeah, no shit. What else do you do in a restaurant?
Phil: And he was like: No, you should totally order the... sea-bass because it's amazing and you should really get the sea-bass. And I was like, I don't really fancy the sea-bass. I think I'm going to get this other thing.
Dan: Which thing?
Phil: I don't remember what it was. Anyway! I went to the toilet, I came back and they were delivery the food.
Dan: Yeah?
Phil: And the guy had gone to the waiter and CHANGED my order to the sea-bass.
Dan *protective mode engaged*: What the fuck.
Phil: Yeah, and-
Dan *metaphorically rolling up his sleeves*: Are you joking?
Phil: No! And it was really weird because I was like why would you do that and he said, it's just so nice and I got it for 2 so you could try it.
Dan: NO!
Phil: But in my head I was like, that is like 27 weird like flags of a person and I'm not even going to date this person.
Dan: That is the patriarchy right there. That is everything. Wow.
Phil: It was really weird.
Dan: Yes.
Phil: Anyway, that was why I was thinking it's a good thing for a first date because you can pick up on lots of potentially weird stuff.
Dan: Phil, who was this person?
Phil: I'm not saying who it was!
Dan *insistently*: Text it to me. Text me the name. And I won't expose you.
Phil: No, I might-
Dan: Text me the name, text me the name right now.
Phil: Oh my god, I might have even changed the word sea-bass to a different food because I didn't want you to say who it was. Ehm.
Dan: I promise, I won't expose you. Trust me.
Phil *exasperated*: Oh my god.
Dan *laughter and shocked noises*: Oh! Okay.
Phil: Yeah, you remember it! I talked to you about that. Anyway-
Dan *hyena laugh*: Wow. Psychopaths! What! Oh my god.
Phil: Okay. Stop.
Dan: Never do that!
Phil *sternly*: Dan.
Dan: Yeah, fine.
Phil: Too much.
*Dan instantly drops it and then moves on*
giffing dan bc i miss him day 15/50
Here, I’m just casually leaning on something. Wassup?
things that annoy dan about phil
anyone in this chat ever fuckin cryyyyyyyy😭
why are we attending dan and phil’s couples therapy
them going “we need someone to talk to” and then listing things they hate about each other is so fucking funny please
Coke and wine glasses peak fanciness
i always get whiplash whenever dan or phil make a reference to an inside phannie joke. like how do they know? it’s like teachers knowing how we cheat
oh so we just do that again in two days?
"straightness? not here honey"
thots and prayers to phannies that listened to that!!!
dnp hitting upload
guys we get dnp lives on tuesdays and thursdays again nature is healing
