the bad guy

M'Names Axel Dalsgaard. Seventeen years old, Pureblood Slytherin in my Seventh year at Hogwarts... But you probably knew that, right?

[averycecilialupton]

I know! I’ve never seen kids sit up so quickly in my life, it was fucking hilarious. 

Yes, I’d love that. It should definitely be a weekly thing. 

[axel--dalsgaard]

I loved it when we did that. One of the funniest things we have ever done. I agree!

[averycecilialupton]

The looks on the faces of the first and second years when we ran into their rooms screaming ‘dementors’, I literally thought they were going to break down crying.

We were, we’ve got to do it again sometime.

[axel--dalsgaard]

Oh my god, that was one of the best parts. Then we looked so scared and then they took us so seriously... Fucking hell, I loved it. We should! Weekend tradition?

[averycecilialupton]

That girl has no shame. We had to drag her by her ankles through town last night and she’s still walking around Hogsmeade today like nothing’s wrong. 

Yes it was, I’m pretty sure she’s going to want a word or two with us lot when she tracks us down.

[axel--dalsgaard]

That was hysterical, I'm sorry but it was. She can get fucked, we were having fun.

[averycecilialupton]

Yeah…The guy whose garden we ended up in at whatever time it was looked super impressed. 

Do you remember us running into Blackstone?

[axel--dalsgaard]

Not my fault Sylvie fell over a flower planter. Oh god, that was funny.

[averycecilialupton]

Suck it up. That’s not what you were saying when you decided you wanted to drag us through the whole of Hogsmeade and get us lost rather than go back to the castle when I said so.

[axel--dalsgaard]

Hey, hey, hey... We had an adventure, and it was fun.

[averycecilialupton]

Wakey, wakey alcoholic. It’s about half one in the afternoon.

[axel--dalsgaard]

But I'm tiiiiiiiiired...

[axel--dalsgaard]

...So hungover.

[axel--dalsgaard]

Happy Birthday!

Thank-you!

[averycecilialupton]

I just sang to your brother but I don’t think the castle can stand two rounds of that shit but,

Happy fucking Birthday!

You better be prepped for tonight, no slacking! 

[axel--dalsgaard]

Thank-you! I'm fucking buzzing for tonight, you don't even understand.

[axel--dalsgaard]

Yes, I'm finally back to fucking normal!

Doesn't really count for a birthday surprise but who gives a shit.

[averycecilialupton]

Is Reed even considering coming out?

[axel--dalsgaard]

I don't think he wants to.

[averycecilialupton]

We better fucking be. I’ll personally force drink down the neck of anybody who isn’t.

[axel--dalsgaard]

I'll join you on that one. Fucking hell, this is gonna be brilliant.

[averycecilialupton]

Consider it done.

[axel--dalsgaard]

I have a feeling we are all going to get wrecked. And when I saw 'we', I mean our lot.

[averycecilialupton]

Oh my god, yes! Your birthday!

We’re getting you smashed, okay? Like, Sylvie style. 

[axel--dalsgaard]

I will allow you to do that. I want to get fucking wasted.

[averycecilialupton]

What? Because you’ll be you and I’ll be me, or? 

[axel--dalsgaard]

That, and curls here finally turns eighteen.

[its-tj-dalsgaard-deactivated201]

How do you even know that deatheaters are back, hmm? Maybe they aren’t!

[axel--dalsgaard]

Deatheaters aren't going to just go away and stay away, TJ. They still exist.

[averycecilialupton]

Eight fucking hours to go. 

[axel--dalsgaard]

Tomorrow, we can celebrate for two reasons.