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@averycecilialupton
Sounds like you’ve got yourself a problem. Hold on. [Whistles for his owl.]
Say hello to Soren~
See! This is an owl! Not the backwards, non-flying penguin that I have delivering my letters, to be honest.Â
It's so cute though. Boy or girl?
That’s why I’m just going to murder all of them.
That's kind of a win, win solution. Go for it.
Sounds lovely…
Is there a problem?Â
There shouldn't be classes tomorrow.
Let just say I’m really good at charms an potions
Whatever it is you have in mind, I vote do it.
Some asshole thought leaving a box of unopened chocolate frogs in my room would be flattering. I literally can’t move without there being a chain reaction of croaking.
The problem is, you're never going to know who done it because there's a good seven or eight people who'd pull a prank like that.
What’s a matter with your owl?
Soren is the leader of the Guardians of Ga’hoole. My owl is the best owl.
My owls a fucking pussy, that's what's wrong with it. The amount of times I've had to walk it to the entrance before it actually agrees to fly off and do what it's supposed to is a joke.
They said it’s confusing, apparently. Um, I don’t drink.
Hm, it was fun. Your brother led us on a tangent and then Sylvie ended up falling into a bush. Pretty eventful.
Some of y’all really need Jesus, just throwing that out there.
What makes you say so?
Well, I sent a message to my mom a few weeks back. Soren has to fly all the way across the pond to give it to her, so it takes a while. She wrote back almost right away, it seems. The lil’ guy is gettin’ owl treats for a job well done.
Oh right, I see. Wanna swap owls? Mine's crap.Â
It’s about time I got my owl back! I love getting mail.
Where did your owl go, anyway?Â
That’s true. And you can understand my accent too, which is good. People usually ask me to repeat myself too, and it’s annoying. Haha, I guess that she would.
I like your accent, I don't see how people can't understand it.
What's up with you today, then? I can't believe you didn't come out with us!Â
Hm, looks like I need to have a few more lessons a day, I think. Your accent is easy to understand, I don’t see what their problem is.
That's probably because you've been around me since forever. Plus, you should ask Belle, you know what she's like with bossing people around and telling them what to do. Heck, she'd give you the lessons for free.Â
I loved it when we did that. One of the funniest things we have ever done. I agree!
In that case, I'm looking forwards to next weekend already.Â
I guess so. I’m not all fluent yet… Wait, that didn’t make sense. Um, I’m not all that fluent yet… Was that right?
You got it, I'm not all that fluent yet is fine. Or, you could've said I'm not fluent yet...or I'm not all that fluent, whichever is easiest for you, I guess.
Not that you should be taking lessons from me about words, speaking and all that crap. I find myself repeating things to people about three times a day because of my accent, thick bastards.Â
Oh my god, that was one of the best parts. Then we looked so scared and then they took us so seriously… Fucking hell, I loved it.
We should! Weekend tradition?
I know! I've never seen kids sit up so quickly in my life, it was fucking hilarious.Â
Yes, I'd love that. It should definitely be a weekly thing.Â
I have to because English isn’t my first language.
You know greetings, goodbyes and how to tell people how to get fucked, I think you're covered.Â
There shouldn't be classes tomorrow.
Well there are some things I could do, but I’m probably gonna have to go. Still not fair.
Somethings as in what?
